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Lil Cal [LC] joined chat golgathasTerror [GT] joined chat LC: hee hee GT: Salutations lil cal! LC: Jaaaake GT: Dirk has told me much about you. LC: jake LC: go kill dirk LC: and jane and roxy LC: and umbra... GT: Goodness! LC: HAA HAA GT: I could do no such thing! GT: They are my dearest compatriots. LC: it'll be fun jake, i promise LC: you can gouge out their eyes and replace them with billiards GT: That does sound fun... GT: No! LC: and use their blood to make the mark of the Imperial Condesce on their foreheads LC: you'll be helping them jake GT: I wont do it! LC: jake... don't you want to help them? GT: I- LC: if you kill them you'll help them in the game LC: you'll save the universe and all of them jake GT: Yes of course i want to help them... LC: then why don't you kill them, English? GT: Because that is downright insane! LC: but jake! GT: I could never kill my pals. GT: No buts! LC: they'll wake up on prospit and derse, and they'd wake up and wrekc derse's s**t! LC: derse would be defeated LC: both planets saved GT: But... LC: and everyone would be happy GT: Then i would be even more alone. LC: you'd even get to meet umbra and her pals LC: don't worry! i'll help you get in too. GT: But my dream self is dead! GT: I cannot kill them! LC: never doubt lil' cal jake... never doubt lil' cal GT: Lil cal... LC: lil' cal is your friend LC: dirk wants to help you and so do i! LC: hee hee... LC: i'd never hurt any of dirk's friends GT: You wouldnt? LC: of course not LC: you all have to die anyways in the game LC: and it's always painful in the game. GT: How do you know so much? LC: i'll help you all find your quest beds... and help you all become gods. LC: haha... let's just say i was in another session LC: i saw it all happen with my own two eyes GT: Gadzooks... LC: even dirk's brother had to die LC: he commited suicide LC: with lalonde's daughter LC: i think they caught on fire... would you want your friends to die in agony? GT: Golly no! GT: I would not want any harm! LC: then why not help them? LC: i'll guide you all through it! LC: trust me, i know all about the game LC: and the adversaries you'll face GT: I... GT: Am conflicted. LC: would you mistrust your good bro's favorite puppet? LC: the one who gets him through fights with his brother, and protects him? LC: he talks about you all a lot LC: i feel like you're all my friends too LC: and friends never hurt friends, jake! never in life! GT: He talks about us? GT: This is all quite overwhelming to be honest. LC: yes he does LC: he only says good things! GT: That is kind of him. LC: yes LC: dave approves of you too GT: Goodness he does? LC: you could get powerful help from all of the striders GT: I do not doubt that. LC: of course! in the city dirk would only get into fights or play with puppets LC: now he has real friends LC: who inspire him to do a lot of things GT: And i am one of them. GT: That means a lot to me lil cal. LC: and any friend of dirk's is a friend of mine LC: goes without saying GT: You do seem trustworthy. LC: of course i am LC: dirk has instilled in me only good intentions LC: never bad intentions with this puppet! LC: unlike his robot GT: His robot intends to help me as well! LC: the one that attacked you GT: But that was- LC: yes but he goes about it wrong GT: Wait. GT: How do you know? LC: camera in his room, from his glasses, it's a feed in his glasses LC: i watch it a lot to see if he's getting in trouble LC: what he did to you was brutal and uncalled for. GT: But it was for uranium! GT: It had to be done! GT: I am not a sore loser. LC: sadly yes LC: it did have to be done LC: but he could have been gentler LC: i'm not sure if he's trying to toughen you up or what GT: It would have been nice if i didnt get so thouroughly beaten... GT: But i do not doubt his nor his robots intentions. LC: if you follow my instructions then you'd be all toughened up for the game LC: you'd all be physical gods GT: That sounds wonderful! LC: so will you listen to my instructions, jake? GT: I will have to think about it. GT: It seems to rash to kill them without actual evidense! LC: want to hear tales from the other session? LC: it has rose... and dave... and john... and jade. LC: your grandmother, jake! LC: what a mighty god tier she makes. GT: My grandmother... Made it to god tier. GT: I am so proud of her! LC: Yes! LC: and i was the one to guide her GT: You were? LC: the witch of space... what an imposing figure LC: just like the knight of time and seer of light, and the heir of breath LC: goodness yes! i'm a constant in their adventures, haa haa GT: Golly. GT: I just might take up your offer. LC: why thank you! if you're as fun to work with, you and the other kids, this will be fun LC: fast and fun GT: But. GT: How can i kill them without doing so myself? GT: I could not kill them myself. LC: that's the only problem LC: all of your... predecessors? ancestors? LC: they had to overcome that too LC: luckily they were fast learners LC: and we saved everyone before The Reckoning GT: Thank goodness for that. LC: yes LC: your reckoning's not too far off GT: Are you certain? LC: have you heard the reports of the meteors striking? LC: that are getting bigger, and bigger, and bigger? GT: I havent gotten much news no. LC: ohh LC: it must be lonely on that island LC: i can't wait to get you all in so you can see all your friends GT: I would love that more than anything. LC: the meteors have been striking over the past month GT: Jeepers! LC: decimating cities, countries, everything LC: it's getting worse and worse LC: fire everywhere GT: Thats horrible! LC: i want to stop that so earth can heal and the meteors will stop striking jake LC: you, roxy, dirk, jane, and i can save the world LC: the universe LC: umbra's universe too GT: So i would be saving everyone GT: By killing those i love LC: and ressurecting them as gods GT: That... LC: dave had to do it to jade! he made such a mess LC: she wasn't happy when she woke up LC: i wasn't there to guide him when it came to her GT: Oh my! LC: since harley's ancestor is doing it now, i want to be careful LC: make it quick and painless LC: would you allow me to guide you through and allow you all to be gods? GT: Um... GT: Absolutely. LC: so it's a deal then? GT: I cannot make a 100% promise. LC: of course not GT: But i will attempt. LC: all of the kids were hesitant and understandably so GT: Thank you for everything lil cal. LC: you're welcome jake! LC: anything for a friend of the striders GT: All this information is nervewrecking but i will do my best to succeed. LC: and you will succeed LC: i can already see it! GT: Thank you so much. GT: It makes this choice a bit easier. LC: i'm glad i could help assuage your nerves, if even a little GT: May i ask you a question if you do not mind? LC: of course! i'm here to help with anything you need GT: Its about dirk. GT: You said he speaks of me and the others quite often. GT: Positively. LC: yes LC: what of it? GT: Could i perhaps hear of a thing or two that he said? GT: If it is not too much trouble that is! LC: he said that roxy's a handful but funny LC: he likes the way jane talks and respects her LC: but most of all he respects you! LC: he likes your interests GT: Does he really? LC: yes LC: even the na'vi GT: Hehe. He always did kid around about her. LC: yes LC: he wants to go on an adventure with you someday LC: the game is your chance! GT: I would love that! GT: I will make sure it happens! LC: alright! LC: now... let me tell you about how to help them into the game jake LC: and how to make it all painless GT: Im all ears! LC: alright jake LC: first you use a special drink to make sure they go to sleep LC: its easier on all of you when they're asleep GT: Makes plenty of sense i suppose. LC: it'll be a big dose so they won't feel a thing LC: then you take a knife and open their eyes, and gouge them out LC: use the blood to do the sign of the batterwitch on their foreheads LC: shes your biggest adversary LC: if you incite a worldwide revolution she won't have a change LC: and then you do certain things for all of them GT: What certain things? LC: for dirk you cut his heart out LC: for jane you slit her throat LC: for roxy you have her drink some alcohol when she's asleep LC: and i'll handle you so you don't need to worry GT: That sounds kind of morbid. LC: you should have seen what dave did to jade GT: What did he- GT: Nevermind. LC: he broke her spine, cut off her limbs, and cut out her tongue- LC: oops GT: No... LC: that's only part of it though LC: you don't need to hear the rest GT: Oh my... GT: Dave. GT: Did that to Jade? LC: see, i want to spare you from doing that to your friends! LC: yes LC: he was off the deep end by then LC: from the stress of time traveling and seeing his brother dea LC: dead. GT: Is that what the game will do to us? LC: i'd rather get all of you in, and your family too LC: yes GT: Turn us all into killers? LC: of a sort GT: I do not wish to play. LC: it belives its necessary for it LC: but if you follow my path that's all you need to do jake LC: then you'll just be defeating imps LC: and your Denizen! GT: I would rather slit my own throat while fully conscious than have my friends meet such a terrible fate. LC: unfortunately the game requires all of you to die LC: but in such a horrible way... GT: If i do not play then i wont have to deal with it. LC: john stabbed through the chest... dave and rose dying in flames.... and jade... GT: I refuse to play the game. LC: *sadly* jake, it's already begginning. LC: either you can play or you can watch the universe be ruined. GT: But... I... LC: and if my predictions are correct, if even one person doesn't play, disaster comes to the others GT: But i am not brave enough to. GT: I could never do such a thing. LC: jake, if you're anything like your grandmother, you;ll be the bravest player LC: she was the shining light of the other session LC: when things went wrong she saved everyone from being completely erased LC: and you'll get to meet her someday! GT: Lil cal. LC: yes jake? GT: Could i get someone to take my place? GT: I am no more important than anyone else. LC: no, you're the page of hope LC: the unique person in your session LC: you were destined to play the game, i'm sorry GT: I just. LC: can't handle this? GT: I apologize but im a bit of a wreck. GT: I cannot handle any of this. LC: can i do anything to help? LC: i can do some of them myself if you'd like LC: i can handle dirk for you GT: But dirk.... GT: No. Please dont. GT: Dont kill him! LC: why not jake? GT: *Sniffles a bit* I dont want him to die. GT: If anyone could live id want it to be him. LC: jake i wish i could give you a reassuring pat on the back LC: or maybe coax one of those little fairy bulls to cheer you up for me LC: when he arises, dirk will be as glorious as all of you. GT: In my eyes he already is. GT: If i have to kill any of them. LC: jake? LC: did you know dirk likes you? GT: Could i be the one to take dirk and you take roxy and jane? LC: of course jake GT: What?! GT: Really? LC: yes GT: Oh- GT: Oh my... LC: i wish i could tell him but i can't relaly tlak outside of dreams and this computer LC: i want both of you to be happy LC: he's been stressing over all of this, telling you he likes you LC: and telling him it's requited would make everyone happy LC: is it requited jake? GT: I... GT: God i cant handle this! GT: This is so infuriating! LC: i should have saved that for later, i'm very sorry GT: It is alright. LC: it's... infuriating? GT: Yes! All of this is! GT: I love him... GT: God i love him... GT: But were all going to die no matter what! LC: unfortunately LC: and it's in the cards that i'm to be destroyed, so i want to help you all beforehand GT: You really are a huge help. LC: i want to make you both pseudo-immortal and have you meet so you both can be happy, and roxy and jane too GT: That would be splendid. GT: O-okay. GT: I will kill them. GT: For our sake and our worlds sake. LC: jake you're a strong person LC: i know you'll save the session just like your grandmother is GT: I can only hope to be as great as her. GT: Hehe. Thats in my title! LC: yes! the page of hope GT: Then hope i shall! LC: you'll bring hope to the other kids, the guardians, the dersians, prospitians, and trolls LC: you're one of the great heroes and you'll live up to the challenge GT: This is quite the headspinning news i have been recieving. LC: i'm sorry again for that GT: Tis no matter. LC: but i figured since dirks at a premier i could hop on the computer and warn you LC: and help everyone out in the process GT: That means a lot to me lil cal. GT: You are a great being. LC: thank you! LC: i hope we have some time to high-five before i'm eventually destroyed GT: Forget a simple highfive! GT: I would hug you as tight as i could! LC: a brofist- oh wow i haven't gotten one of those since dirk was 8! GT: Goodness it has been that long? LC: yes GT: Then i will be sure to make it worth it! LC: dave has pictures of us hugging, hehe LC: now, jake! LC: go on, kill them and fulfill the prophecy of Gods and Hope! GT: Y-yes sir lil cal! GT: I will do my best! LC: *salutes him* LC: gogspeed, Page of Hope. GT: But before you go! LC: hm? GT: Do i need to kill myself? LC: no i will do that for you LC: drink and all GT: Thank you. LC: no problem LC: it's the least i can do GT: Goodbye lil cal. Thank you for everything! LC: goodbye, jake, page of hope! golgathasTerror [GT] disconnected.
Your One True Friend · Mon Feb 20, 2012 @ 03:59am · 0 Comments |
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