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I started out the day with my ninja training... I was given a mission by the master... It was an imposible task. I had to help the pirates build up a treasure chest of gold, then hide while it grows full and steal it. I tried recruiting, and Eternal23 came to my aid... I was greatful for her help but it was not enough, and we both fell to the ever growing pirates...
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It's been 3 hours now, with the salty air filling my lungs, and I can't help that the worst part of being captured is that I can't look for the bar... hmm... perhaps the pirates have some ale down below...
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It seems the ale was all gone before I got there, so I had to settle with salt water...
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I think I'm going to be sick!!! gonk
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Ok, salt water bad... I have to get outta here... I think I'm having whithdrawls again...
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I use my escape juitsu, dive over the edge of the boat, and head for shore... only I can't see dry land anywhere... I immediately regret this decision.
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I awaken on an island on the beach sand and look up to the sky... "No Way!" I yell, as I see the word "Tiki Lounge" written on a huge sign above me. I jump to my feet and turn around quickly... Crap... the bar is old and run down... it looks to have been deserted for years... It's time to get outta here.
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I return to the Ninja Master and he congradulates me on my daring escape... Apparently I did good, so I earned my "Ware Claws" but I still failed so it looks like it is back to picking up trash again... Maybe I'll find another boot... *growl* I'm hungry again...
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I found a can, but still no shoe... Neddless to say the can was inedible... I need a break.
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I sit down in a bush and meditate... I can't get my mind off my "bar" situation...
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I am joined by PumpkinSmartie, my friend, who gives me a much needed break... she helps me get back to my ninja training... Perhaps the next mission I can succeed... or atleast remain hidden...
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I notice that fat b*****d, Santa is gone... Pumkin and I rejoice! I can live no longer in the fear that Santa will find me... and kill me... He is truely... Pure evil...
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Sakura Akimi joins me in the search to find the bar... I guess I was wrong, she's not the bartender... I think she used to be though...
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Well, time to check out the casinos... perhaps I can get that stiff drink I've been looking for...
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No luck, I guess I'll call it a night... I toss and turn wondering where that bar went...

~PunkRunner~