AlFreighDoh (12:32:44 AM): Jk killed so many people, I bet she killed Tupac.
mandah show (12:33:47 AM): She probably killed the Pope too.
AlFreighDoh (12:33:52 AM): She's responsible for AIDS.
mandah show (12:34:09 AM): And world hunger.
AlFreighDoh (12:34:20 AM): And she assassinated Archduke Franz Ferdinand.
mandah show (12:35:26 AM): And she killed Michelangelo.
AlFreighDoh (12:36:09 AM): She shot Kennedy. Why do you think it's called the "Magic Bullet?"
mandah show (12:36:52 AM): She is the reason kids have ADHD. AlFreighDoh (12:37:09 AM): She trolls the chatterbox.
mandah show (12:38:03 AM): She gave Cheney his huntin' gun. AlFreighDoh (12:38:24 AM): She created Juvenile Diabetes.
mandah show (12:38:53 AM): She also created cancer.
AlFreighDoh (12:39:03 AM): She hates men, so she created Erectile Disfunction.
mandah show (12:39:36 AM): And she hates women, so she made us have monthly periods.
AlFreighDoh (12:40:16 AM): She sold out Anne Frank.
mandah show (12:41:01 AM): She made Jesus die for our sins. AlFreighDoh (12:41:44 AM): She supports African rebels by endorsing blood diamonds.
mandah show (12:42:25 AM): She caused Global Warming.
AlFreighDoh (12:42:56 AM): She killed the dinosaurs. With a massive Avada Kedavera.
mandah show (12:43:18 AM):She is making an asteroid come straight to the Earth. With a massive Accio Asteroid!
AlFreighDoh (12:44:57 AM): She imperiused the voters. That's why Bush was re-elected.
mandah show (12:46:03 AM): She imperiused the voters. That's why Bush was elected in the first place.
AlFreighDoh (12:47:35 AM): That's because she caused the American Revolution and when they lost she used her Elixir of Life for two hundred years she so could get revenge.
mandah show (12:48:41 AM): She created childhood obesity
AlFreighDoh (12:48:55 AM): She told Eminem that he's black.
mandah show (12:49:24 AM): She told Jessica Simpson that she's intelligent.
AlFreighDoh (12:49:49 AM): She told Britanny Spears that marrying K-Fed was a good idea.
mandah show (12:50:41 AM): She told Clinton to tell America that he did not have sex with Monica Lewinsky.
AlFreighDoh (12:51:03 AM): She told him to admit that he did it the next day.
mandah show (12:51:32 AM): She told him that he could not play sax and it broke his heart.
AlFreighDoh (12:51:58 AM): She's had it with these ********' snakes on this ********' plane. mandah show (12:53:06 AM): She's had it with these ********' snakes in this ********' wizard school.
AlFreighDoh (12:53:34 AM): Everytime you masturbate, JK kills a character.
mandah show (12:54:07 AM): Jo made China abort a baby every time you watch a Harry Potter movie.
AlFreighDoh (12:54:25 AM): Jo's in your Hogwarts killin' your Freds.
mandah show (12:55:20 AM): Jo's in your night skies killin' your Hedwigs. AlFreighDoh (12:55:54 AM): Jo's in your Godric's Hollow killin' your Potters.
mandah show (12:56:25 AM): Jo's in your Shrieking Shack, killin' your Snapes.
AlFreighDoh (12:57:06 AM): Jo's in your Great Hall, killin' your Voldemorts
mandah show (12:57:59 AM): Jo's in your Malfoy Manor, killin' your House Elves. AlFreighDoh (12:58:34 AM): Jo's in your Department of Mysteries, killin' your Siriuses
mandah show (12:59:55 AM): Jo's in your Wizard School, killin' your Bellas. AlFreighDoh (1:00:26 AM): Jo's in your Room of Requirement, killin' your Crabbes
mandah show (1:01:50 AM): Jo's in your corridors, killin' your Werewolves and Metamorphagis.
AlFreighDoh (1:02:33 AM): Jo's in your Towers, killin' your Dumbledores.
mandah show (1:03:20 AM): Jo's in your Forbidden Forest, killin' your heroes.
AlFreighDoh (1:03:41 AM): Jo's in your past, killin' your Myrtles
mandah show (1:04:13 AM): Jo's in your Azkaban, killin' your Morfins.
AlFreighDoh (1:05:02 AM): Jo's in your Grounds killin' your Naginis
mandah show (1:07:31 AM): Jo's in your orphanage, killin' your Meropes. AlFreighDoh (1:07:51 AM): Jo's in your cellars, killin' your Wormtails.
mandah show (1:09:39 AM): Jo's in your distant land, killin' your Gregorovitchs.
AlFreighDoh (1:10:32 AM): Jo's in your Dumbledore's house, killin' your Ariana
mandah show (1:12:01 AM): Jo's in your Godric's Hollow, killin' your Bathildas.
AlFreighDoh (1:12:56 AM): Jo's in your Hogwarts killin' your Colin's
mandah show (1:13:44 AM): Jo's in your sky, killin' George's ears. AlFreighDoh (1:15:25 AM): Jo's in your Little Hangleton's, killin' your Cedrics
mandah show (1:16:00 AM): Jo's in your Little Hangleton's, killin' your Riddles.
AlFreighDoh (1:16:54 AM): Jo's in your night skies, killin' your Moodys
mandah show (1:17:35 AM): Jo's in your Ministry, killin' your Muggle-Borns.
AlFreighDoh (1:17:58 AM): Jo's in your Nurmengard, killin' your Grindlewalds.
mandah show (1:18:54 AM): Jo's in your Chamber, destroyin' your souls.
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