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Let's face it, my dad hates the idea that I'm around. I don't know why, I'm a good person. I've been trying to get a good paying job for a while now, but the list of chores he gave me, make it impossible to schedule time for job hunting and interviewing.

A few weeks ago, my doctor says that I have a condition, . . . a condition that may lead to cancer and tomorrow I'm seeing a specialist and maybe they can tell me whether or not what I have have is fatal.

If it is, then my dad wins. He'll be rid of me, but he just won't have anyone to clean up after him.

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I'm ****, the Goddess of the air and the skies.
I was at a party (Yes, Gods and Goddess have parties like everyone else.)
It was going very well, everyone was having a good time and my friend Lord **** dared me to float around naked. At first, I was a little nervous, . . . I mean what if someone sees me. He said that it won't happen, since we are so far up in the clouds. I hesitated a little bit and said "Ok." I got ready, undress then jumped on my cloud and started float around through the clouds. Its felt so invigorating, I was having a good time. All of a sudden a big American Airlines jet flew by and I felt well over !00 eyes staring at me. Some managed to take pictures, I can tell because I saw flashes through the windows. All the flashes made me a little dizzy and I almost fell off my cloud, so I immediately flew off. I got back to the party and tell my friend what was going on, and he said not to worry, its not a big deal. . . . The nest day, I saw my picture on the internet.

My life is like a Rainstick
Sitting silently, making not one sound.
One wonders what I do
So you pick me up from the ground.

Turing me, you hear a gentle noise.
Once I speak, others come near;
They all want to see
So they come and hear.

My words are soft and relaxing.
They are calming and may put you to sleep.
After i speak, you may turn me over to listen again,
Or you may set me down and let me be.

My life is like a Rainstick
Sitting still, and quiet
Until you come . . .
and hear my words.

If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their
infamous sketch, "Who's on first?" might have turned
out something like this:

COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT
ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den
and I'm thinking about buying a computer.
ABBOTT: Mac?
COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou.
ABBOTT: Your computer?
COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.
ABBOTT: Mac?
COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou.
ABBOTT: What about Windows?
COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?
ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?
COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look
at the windows?
ABBOTT: Wallpaper.
COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer
and software.
ABBOTT: Software for Windows?
COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can
use to write proposals, track expenses and run my
business. What do you have?
ABBOTT: Office.
COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend
anything?
ABBOTT: I just did.
COSTELLO: You just did what?
ABBOTT: Recommend something.
COSTELLO: You recommended something?
ABBOTT: Yes.
COSTELLO: For my office?
ABBOTT: Yes.
COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?
ABBOTT: Office.
COSTELLO: Yes, for my office!
ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows.
COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK,
let's just say I'm sitting at my computer and I want
to type a proposal. What do I need?
ABBOTT: Word.
COSTELLO: What word?
ABBOTT: Word in Office.
COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.
ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.
COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows?
ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue "W".
COSTELLO: I'm going to click your blue "w" if you
don't start with some straight answers. OK, forget
that. Can I watch movies on the Internet?
ABBOTT: Yes, you want Real One.
COSTELLO: Maybe a real one, maybe a cartoon. What I
watch is none of your business. Just tell me what I
need!
ABBOTT: Real One.
COSTELLO: If it's a long movie, I also want to watch
reels 2, 3 and 4. Can I watch them?
ABBOTT: Of course.
COSTELLO: Great! With what?
ABBOTT: Real One.
COSTELLO: OK, I'm at my computer and I want to watch
a movie. What do I do?
ABBOTT: You click the blue "1".
COSTELLO: I click the blue one what?
ABBOTT: The blue "1".
COSTELLO: Is that different from the blue w?
ABBOTT: The blue "1" is Real One and the blue "W" is
Word.
COSTELLO: What word?
ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.
COSTELLO: But there are three words in "office for
windows"!
ABBOTT: No, just one. But it's the most popular Word
in the world.
COSTELLO: It is?
ABBOTT: Yes, but to be fair, there aren't many other
Words left. It pretty much wiped out all the other
Words out there.
COSTELLO: And that word is real one?
ABBOTT: Real One has nothing to do with Word. Real
One isn't even part of Office.
COSTELLO: STOP! Don't start that again. What about
financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track
my money with?
ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have?
ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?
ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer.
COSTELLO: What's bundled with my computer?
ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?
ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge.
COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer?
How much?
ABBOTT: One copy.
COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money?
ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.
COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?
ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT!
(A few days later)
ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off?
ABBOTT! : Click on "START"..... ..

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I write here because I know that no one will care if they read it here, though it is true.

When I am angry, I don't vent at my friends, but I do let things out that I have only tolerated in the past that I let slide. Before, I would say that its ok that you always like to BUZZ! me in yahoo, though I actually find it annoying. But its ok, I don't chew their heads off or anything. Most of my friends understand that and move one and help me through my anger. I like having friend that help me rather than leaving.

I am one of those emotionally imbalanced people, who is a loner most of the time, and toloerates just about EVERYTHING.

Unfortunately, I get off days, where I would chew people out. I don't tolerate anything at all and end up complaining about all the things that they don't that I can't tolerate.

BUT I would admit that I'm being a b***h or an a**. My good friends understand what's happening and we would go out for a stress free night. Then the next day I am fine and I take them to lunch or a movie or something.

The ones that don't will probably stop talking to me for a very lond time, and I accept that, in most cases I didn't develope a good enough relationship with them in the first place to be affected with their leaving.

On to why I'm pissed . . .

My teacher likes to come in class and gloat about how smart she is and how wonderful the education is in Russia, and how bad it sucks in the US. She then talks about how she thinks that no one in class respects her, . . . She never gave us a reason to respect her. Its bad enough that we have to try to learn what to do with her broken english WHILE trying to keep up with her in class. You can't ask her after class about anything, then she call you dumb right in her face. She has TONS of complaints filed to the school's office, but she is still there. WHY? UUGH... I'm just soooo anrgy at her, I can't wait for the semester to be over, and make sure that I never get her class again.

Name: Kiora
Age: UNKNOWN
Sex: Female
Height: 5'' 3'
Weight: 125 lbs
Race: genetically altered vivaphon
Appearance:
weapons: With 7 different combat styles programmed in her mind, there is hardly ever a need for one.