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HAY I AM SWICHEENG ACCOUNTZ |
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Kay. I'm now Fully Animated Retard. This now my mule. From now on, all retarded journal enteies will be on that account, K? biggrin
 Doom` · Sat Sep 23, 2006 @ 04:17pm · 2 Comments |
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HOLY ******** I HAVE A FAVORITE BAND NOW |
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Sakura_Takara's fault. I saw it in her multimedia. It kicks a**. All of them. I think it's called POLYSICS. OMG NORMAL JOURNAL ENTERY. APOCOLYPSE!!!!!!!!!! gonk
Doom` · Wed Sep 13, 2006 @ 04:10am · 3 Comments |
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WELL ATLEAST MINE DOES. IT'S TOO ******** CROWDED, MY BROTHER GOES THERE AND UNEXPECTADLY SO DOES MOTHER ******** DYLAN. I HAVEN'T A SINGLE CLASS WITH ANY OF MY FRIENDS AND THE ******** GOVENOR OF THE STATE BANNED JUNK FOOD.
JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE FAT, DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN RUIN IT FOR EVERYONE ELSE.
I HOPE IT GET'S BLOWN UP AND I'M NOT AT SCHOOL THAT DAY. THEN I CAN GO TO TVHS AND LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER WITH THE GUY I LIKE. SHUT UP. MY JOURNAL, NOT YOURS DICKFACE.
I HATE THINGS.
OH YEAH AND MY MATH TEACHER IS BORRING AS ********. MY BROTHER HAD HIM.
APPARENTLY I'M GOING TO DIE OF BOREDOM.
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Doom` · Tue Aug 22, 2006 @ 04:18am · 8 Comments |
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Ok, so I was just lurking in the chatterbox when I come across the following topic.
Is SpongeBob Gay?
Naturally I click on these sort of things.
So I was reading through a couple of posts when I see this one:
Nihilist-Sin He has no p***s. neutral
It's a cartoon.
Now you may think to yourself, "Ofcourse! Cartoons don't have penises!".
Well in SpongeBob's case, That is true.
But then this quote sparked up an interesting memory.
In 2003 on take your kid to work day, I went with my Dad's friend (that's right. My parent's jobs both suck) To Dreamworks Animation Studios.
So I got to take this awsome tour and get to learn about a s**t load of movies that we'rent out yet, like
Madagascar and Shark Tale.(used to be called Shark SLayer)
Anyway, I also got to see the potetial Story Boards for Shrek 3 & 4. I got to see all the new characters and s**t and how to draw them.
Well since Shrek is computer animated, they like to make everything look realistic, and I mean EVERYTHING.
That's right. In order for shrek to look totally realistic, they had create his 'parts' before animating his clothing. I saw everything! gonk Shreks man boobs, Princess Fiona's jugs and SHREK'S p***s!! gonk crying
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW TERRIFYING THAT IS FOR A 10 YEAR OLD??
Yeah so anyway, Shrek's ding dong is green and pretty tiny. It's about the same size as his scrodum and he also lacks pubes.
Well atleast I think it was small. Is was mostly covered by his large folds of ogre fat.
No, I will not describe Fiona's boobs. gonk
Doom` · Mon Jul 03, 2006 @ 10:17pm · 12 Comments |
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Hydrogen, Oxygen, and M&M Jesus. |
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Ok. Today, in science was pretty ******** up. I sit next to one of my best friends, Cuddly_Bear in that class so we never get anything done. But today takes the cake.
Mrs.Powers gave partners of two one cup of M&M's each. So ofcourse, me and Cuddles got to work together.
We were supposed to be making color-coded molecules with the M&M's and workin some fruity equations that neither of us understood.
We were about to try and figure this out when BAM! Our ADD came into affect.
*we were not listening when the teacher gave instructions*
Cuddles: *sees the yellow M&M guy and draws a rocket heading towards it*
Me:*colors in the rocket*
Cuddles: *sees the red M&M guy with a speech bubble, crosses out the information in it and writes "Oh s**t!"
Me:*Crosses out the yellow M&M speech bubble, crosses out the info an writes "My a**s is bleeding!"*
both of us : *draw the red M&M being eaten by Pac-Man and his family*
*mrs. Powers finishes the instructions and leaves the class to do work*
Me: Ok. How thw hell do we do this?
Cuddles: I don't know. I wasn't paying attention.
Me: ok....Hey look! That M&M is split in half!
Cuddles: Oh M God! Let's-
Me: Let's call it Halfsy!!
Cuddles: Oh no! Halfsy is split in half so he is dead!
Me: NOoooo!!! *draws chalk body outline thing*
Cuddles: *makes and M&M police man* Ok. We have rounded up all the suspects! *dumps the cup of M&M's*
Me: O_o !!
Cuddles: Was it....Halfsy's mom? His Dad? HIS BROTHER WITH THE SHARP KNIFE?
Me: Granpa? Grandma?
Cuddles: was it micheal? Bo? STan?
Me: Aunt flo, aunt flo The 2nd? aunt flo the thrid? 4th?
Cuddles: 5th, 6th, 7th, 8th, Bob?...again?
Me: kenny?
Cuddles: Jimmy, Timmy, Eric, stan, Kyle?....Jimmy Timmy?
Me: Edward...
*we name about 30 more M&Ms*
Cuddles: *pulls out a green M&M* Look! It's Rock-lee!!
Cuddles: Let's make him!
Both: *make rock-lee out of M&Ms*
Me: It;s too big D:
Cuddles:..and Garra, Sasuke....Let's just make the red one Garra, the Green one Rock-lee and the Blue one Sasuke..*gasp* how will we make Naruto? We don't have orange!
Me: Micheal( the kid sitting next to us) has one!
Cuddles: Het micheal! we'll trade youa yellow for an orange!
Me: Give to us or we kill you.
Micheal:No. you guys are scaring me. Go away.
Cuddles: Naruto witll have to be yellow then.
Me: oh s**t! The teacher is coming!
Cuddles: *sorts out the M&ms*
**Teacher passes**
Me: Why are you sorting them? m&m RACISIM!!
Cuddles: *holds the blue m&m's* Yeah! We're way better than those green M&M's*
Me:*holds the green M&ms* We're way better than those blue bitches!
Cuddles: *holds out the yellow m&m's* WE'RE PEE COLOR!!! biggrin DDDD
Me: *laughs my a** off*
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Me: WHO KILLED HALFSY??
Cuddles: This is how it happened!! *holds out m&m* I am Halfsy's brother! *throws brown M&M at a full M&M and we pertend it brakes in half to form Halfsy*
Me: DUN DUN DUN! SO THAT'S HOW IT HAPPENED?? Stan killed halfsy using micheal!!!
Me: But then Halfsy in reiencarnated to form WHolly!!
Cuddles: YES!
me: AND SINCE HE IS WHOLLY That must mean he is......M&M JESUS!!
Cuddles: *draws a beared on the M&M* YARR!! i AM M&m JESUS!!
Me: *holds up the M&M*
Cuddles: *worships* He shall use laser beams to kill all the suspects!!!
Me: HUZZAH!
*both of start laughing our asses off*
THE END
Doom` · Sat May 27, 2006 @ 06:04am · 4 Comments |
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heh....poetry unit yet again. |
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Doom` · Sat May 20, 2006 @ 04:28am · 1 Comments |
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rabbits; nature's retard. |
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[********.
rabbits have to be the dumbest animals in the world! alll they do is sit there looking cute, and wiggle their noses like ******** retards.
they dont do anything, just run around like fags, and eat grass and carrots. and not only are my rabbits stupid, but they're HOMOSEXUALS.
when i first but them in the same cage together, i come back five minutes later to watch them ******** eachother! ********!
not that i have anything against gay people but WHAT THE ********?! RABBITS??
and what kind of ******** animal frolics around in the goddamn sunshine, eating grass, carots, and pellets untill its heart its content, blissfully playing with its buttbuddie, and the next day is completley DEAD?
YES. ONE OF MY RABBITS DIED YESTERDAY. dead. completly dead. it was happy the day before, filled with happyness and good health, and then the next day its DEAD.
i dont know! it could have diedfrom old age. i have know idead how old it was because we found it eating grass in our neighbor's front lawn three years ago.
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yeah so, my mom wouldnt even let me burry it, she made me throw it in the trash. yeah. thats one way to show some respect for the body stare
and then like a couple days ago, the other one gets out. he ran away. WHAT KIND OF STUPID ANIMAL RUNS AWAY BUT DOSENT LEAVE THE BACK YARD??
especially when there's a big a** rotwiller/akida dog out there that eats anything that moves!
so i have to go downstairs and chase it around the yard for half an hour protecting it from my dog!
then it does the same thing AGAIN today! what the ********? didnt you learn your lesson?? "theres a ******** giant a** dog out in the yard waiting to mame my flesh but i think ill take a stroll around and feed my fat a** some more grass anyways"
so he runs out of his pen and gets chases by my dog for fifteen minutes untill he decides to grow half a brain and escapes into my neighbor's yard.
i get my dad to go get it and fix up his pen with bricks.
im ******** fed up with rodents. they're nature's retard. when we used to be infested with mice, i used to see like three of them sitting there stuck in the same glue trap. i mean COME ON! you see two of your buddies in the same trap saying "no charlie!! dont come in here! its a glue trap!"
"dont worry guys!! ill come back and save you!! ill get lenny, harold, marian, and silvia and we'll pull you ou-....oh look!! that trap is covered in oats!!! ill think ill help myself to some!!"
******** seriously. im getting a snake, im going to feed it all the mice and then when its big enough, im going to feed him the goddamn rabbit!
Doom` · Sun Feb 05, 2006 @ 11:49pm · 17 Comments |
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