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The Daily Ramblings Of One Flying Monkey |
A Fellow Flying Monkey's Journal Filled With Ramblings. |
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Crimson_Candies
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Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 @ 06:12am
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Rant?
Eh went to a party last night, that was awesome. All you really need to know is I did 20 shots in 20mins, then played beer pong and drank a few smirnoffs after that. . . so got a little trashed, just a little. . .
Anywho, rant >.> yeah >.>
If you slash your wrists, don't tell me. I hate that, don't inflict pain on yourself. Not cool, it makes me sad and angry. If you feel like you want to commit suicide let me be the last person to know because I've dealt with a million people "Oh I should just kill myself" I've been there, I wanted to do it, but I don't tell a million other people. I normally do not seek attention when I'm depressed and it makes me mad when other people because it makes other people feel worse and I do not want to do that. So if you slit your wrists or are sucidal keep your mouth shut around me. Mkay. Next subject.
I'm 17 and I'm already ready to give up on guys. That's just sad. I mean seriously there are very few good ones. . . at least that I met. Or maybe it's me, meh it's more than likely me. Or just people in general, I mean seriously who stays married, who stays happy with that person. I know very very few. What's the point? I would love to, but I don't even think it is possible anymore.
Meh, you guys know what I usually rant about school I don't need to re-iterate. Just stick that here xD
Something new. I'll be 18 next month. Me. 18. Me a legal adult. Wow. I'll be graduating this year. Again wow. Kinda scary? I'm not sure. I mean you spend so much time dreaming about something you think you can't wait for and it either comes and it's the last thing you want or it comes and you could care less. So we'll see. . . Meh, guess that's it?
-Crim, Brittany, whatever xD
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Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 @ 08:49pm
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My Day Yesterday 9/1
Well, Jess and I got bored around 6:30pm and decided to walk to the liquor store, she's 21, we were bored, we figured we might as well drink a little, right? So, we walked there about 50mins in the rain. . . We got Cabana Boy (Cherry Rum) and Watermelon Smirnoff. Then we walked about another block down to McDonald's. . . with the liquor and ate some dinner. Jess called a few people with cars to see if they wanted or could drive us home so we wouldn't have to walk back that long in the rain and dark. . . we did anyway. We stopped at CVS to get Coke and Jess got a tooth brush. . . Jess ran into a pole xD We fell into huge puddles. We were soaked and so tired. We were walking through the police station because it's a short cut and I saw a bunny and I'm like Jess, now don't worry if anyone comes to rape or attack us I'll see them and we can brush their teeth with alcohol because you know how horrid that would be and we just laughed xD
We finally got to my street and we had to cross and I'm like Jess run or wait for the car to pass? We waited and we started talking about random fun stuff. . . Our childhood, relationship with our parents, dating and how guys suck. . . the usual, right?
Yeah, we got home I got home and talked to some cool people online. We took showers and made a drink for ourselves. Cabana Boy and Coke ish yumm <3 I had that down at the beach. Umm, don't mix watermelon flavored vodka and coke. . . omigosh it tastes SOO bad. Take my word for it xD
Erica called and wondered what we were doing, we weren't doing anything so her and Glenn came to pick us up and take us out to Denny's. IT WAS POURING, so Glenn and I ran for his car and waited for Jess and Erica to walk down to it.
He started the car and his defroster doesn't work so he took off his shirt [hott, well he still had a wife beater on] and wiped the windshield while driving xD Very safe, I must add xD Umm got to Denny's. . . Glenn and I RAN in again and we waited for them. . . Everyone, but Jess ordered chocolate milk and she got a coffee. Erica got a bagel and he got mozzeralla sticks.
Jess and I weren't really hungry so we didn't get anything. We stayed there and talked about sex, drugs, alcohol, and embarrassing stories. . . yeah, dinners have a tendancy for those conversations at least for me and my friends.
Glenn is awesome, he is such a sweetheart. He paid for all of us and Glenn and I ran out to his truck again xD We waited for what seemed like forever for them. We started driving home and we went up to my room and watched Erica try on some of my clothes cause she is going to a party today to get laid before her friend gets married. So she's screwing a guy on his wedding day. . . We'll just leave it at that.
Erica is astonished at the fact of what clothes I wear xD She's like some of there are so slutty, Brittany! Oh my God, you actually wear these?! This is basically see-through xD Yeah, so yeah xD Meh, if you got, flaunt it xDD Yeah, so yeah xD She was somewhat embarrassed so much cleavage showing and she's like Glenn, close your eyes! He's like you don't have anything I haven't seen before, some are big, some are small, they're all the same. Jess was like yeah, it's the same with dicks, but most are small and Glenn's like nooooo. . . not all. So yesh. He's pretty awesome. He's 28 and has a kid. He's trying to get custody of his one year old son Clayton. I hope he does. He is soo skinny though! He's 172lbs. Like just wow.
Well they left around 2 maybe? And Jess and I hungout for awhile she fell asleep and I stayed up until 3:40am or so :3 Then went to bed and slept in. Mike might be getting his tatto today! I'm excited for him. So we'll see how that goes.
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Crimson_Candies
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Crimson_Candies
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Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 @ 12:40am
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In the Life of a Sea Horse [READ FUNNY AND SHORT]
Imagine yourself a perfectly newly-hatched sea horse. Your father has carried you until birth and your mother is running around with whomever she desires. You live below the surface in a nice home, nothing too special, with your father when all of sudden. . . BAM! You no longer have a father. Instead, you have two mothers running arouns the town, inpregnating any male sea horse they take interest in. You, now a mature male sea horse begin taking care of yourself and a young female seahorse starts taking interest in you. You have the greatest one-night-stand ever, but later on, you realize you forgot to use protection and with a pregnancy test you soon find out that you've just been knocked up. Startled, that you're once care-free life will be revolved around your unborn child until he is hatched your crazy nights calm down and time passes until it's finally time to lay your egg. You protect it with your life until it hatches. Once it does so, you teach and care for your son. One day, you go to sleep just like after any other exhausting day, but you wake up that morning and see that you've just went through one of those life-changing events. . . You're a woman on a hormonal rampage and it's your turn to go out on the town looking for attractive male victims to have your babies.
BWAHAHAHAHA.
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Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2006 @ 11:50pm
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Ho s**t! First day as a senior! I haven't died or expelled yet! Mkay, so Mr. Hertzog for homeroom. I guess that will be okay. First day of club, Weds Sept. 13th ::jumps up and down:: I can't wait! YAY I.T.S! <3
Block one: Photo 1
I have it with Sara! You can just see how this is going to turn out if you know her. She's great, I love her. We went in the darkroom and the teacher turned out the lights and I poked her and she screamed ^.^ Mwhaha. Yeah, so I think it's going to be hard developing the film in the dark AND learning all the parts of the camera @.@ There's like 30. o.o
Block two: CP PreCalc
Mr. Sahd sounds ******** awesome. Unfortunatly. . . Shawn Bella is in my class. T.T He interupts after like every sentence someone says. He's insanely smart and so annoying! gonk It's going to be a long year.
A lunch
Okay so Niki, Rae, Hannah, The shy and corruptable Ashley, Katie, Chris and a few more people I don't know that we can corrupt. Yeah, that will be fun. I had a cookie and chocolate milk for lunch.
Block three: Honors IV/V A
It didn't fry my brain! I understood everything for the most part! Woot. We played a snowball fight with paper and they had questions in spanish on them so that was fun. Got a review packet today, have to do the first 31 for homework. Have to remember to bring my dictionary tomorrow.
Block four: Honors English Composition
Sounds pretty awesome. LOTS of work today, but I'm sure it will be okay. Have to write a lot today on Brave New World today and study 50 or so vocab words.
Everytime I saw Justin I made fun of him and I'll be doing the same tomorrow xD Poor little kid like my brother.
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Crimson_Candies
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Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 @ 12:16am
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Brittany! What the hell did you do all week?! xD
Things to know
A block is 148 of my steps, I walked about 40 of them everyday.
We stayed on 13th street, 3 blocks from beach.
Rose and Donna are my aunts.
Judy is Rose's friend.
Katrina and Beth are their friends.
My mom and I stayed with those 5.
Tammy is their friend. Kevin is her husband.
Jess and Kahla are their daughters.
Chris is Kahla's boyfriend.
Mike and Janet are Kevin's parents.
They stayed in the other house.
August 5th
Woke up at 6am, did some last minute packing, got on the comp and made like 3 posts until Donna picked us up and we headed over to Rose's. We helped load over there and then we began out 5 hour journey to the beach, stopping at Grotto pizza for an amazing lunch 7miles away from Ocean City. We were early and couldn't check in yet so we went up on the boardwalk and went into Bad a** Cafe which became our favorite bar xD We headed back to the beach house and started unpacking, once we were done we went over to the pool where I got a little sunburnt, then we ate bbq for dinner and played some Yahtzee and LCR. Beth and I had a few Cabana Boy and cokes at Tammy's while playing Tripoly. Chris won all my money! xDD Went to sleep around 2am.
August 6th
Woke up, made toast, went over the beach where I swam and layed out and fell alseep so I got burnt really badly on my back, shoulders and the whole front of my legs. I went home, made a sandwhich and then headed over the pool for a few hours. Came back home in so much pain, it hurt everytime I moved the sunburn hurt so much I was at a point to where everytime I made the slightest movement I winced. I went to the boardwalk despite how I was feeling with Emily and her mom. So I walked 30 blocks with them we went into the arcade and I won 270 tickets so I got a cat and a hat stuffie and gave the other 20 tickets to Emily. I felt dizzy and like I was going to pass out a few times that night. We got home and I went to couch, played Suduko and watched TV. That is where I slept.
August 7th
Woke up, ate breakfast, everyone but mom and I went to Secrets, a bar, she went to the pool and I stayed home because the last thing I wanted to do was move. Jess came over and she is awesome so I went to the pool with her and we swam for a few hours, came back and ate dinner. I refused to wear a bra after this day because it was just too painful. Built in bra tanks or my bathing suit I forced myself to wear with some shirts because well you can't just go braless with all types of shirts especially like grey see-through t-shirts. We went to the boardwalk again and took a few pics, bought some stuff and took a bus home where Jess and I flirted with this guy sitting beside us. Jess and I showed our identical friendship plastic bracelets and we hung out for awhile until she went up to bed and Kahla, Chris and I got high and then I went over and read more of my book before going to bed.
August 8th
Woke, went to the beach because the sun wasn't out because it was storming really badly the night before which was fine with me. The water was really cold and Rose and I ran into the waves baywatch style cool Haha, then we went to Bad a** Cafe where I ordered a virgin strawberry daq and some fries. Jess met us there and we took some pics, ate, payed then met Kahla on the boardwalk and headed to their place where I had a stong Cabana boy and coke. Watched TV, ate, Jess and I saw a drunk guy passed out in the grass. There were like 5 really really attractive guy cops in uniform. . . aww man. xD yeah so the guy's name is David Wells and he is a regular. The cops don't bust people down there for public drunkenness! He was found 2 weeks ago and the night before. They used THREE ammonia salts and he still didn't wake up so they took him to the hospital and released him that night. I came back to my place, drank a strawberry daq, took a shower and then Jess came over and we went to a few shops and bought paper and markers. We went back to my place and drew pretty pictures and stuck them on the fridge. Played some Suduko then went to bed.
August 9th
Mom went out the previous night and was so drunk and high with her friends she did not come home;; I woke up around 8am and she got home at about 11ish. Jess and I went over to the pool, but it was FREEZING so we didn't stay long at all so we both went to our own places and put clothes on then I went back to her place, had a Cabana boy and coke and watched some TV. Kevin made us a few frozen mixed drinks, then we went back to the pool, had a few more frozen drinks over there, David Wells came over jumped in the pool and used the hose to take a shower, then left, I read my book and tanned the back of my legs by laying out. I went back to my place made a sandwhich and chocolate milk, then I headed over to the boardwalk and bought some stuff including Thrasher's fries <3 Went home, made myself a Cabana boy and coke, sat down watched TV and played Suduko, walked over to Tammy's with Judy for an hour or so, ate some pizza that Mike brought back for us, went back to our place, watched some TV and then we went to bed. Mom ran around the house because she was drunk and high yelling that she lost Donna and Rose. . . they were in bed sleeping. I finally got back to sleep.
August 10th
Woke up, went up to the boardwalk, bought stuff at Dolly's, went into some other shops, and took the tram down to Bad a** Cafe. We talked to a family from Philly on the tram. We got off and ate some food at Bad a** then we went to Jess's and waited for Kahla and Chris to get back so we could go to Assateague. We got high on the way there and then we fished and crabbed a bit. I caught a baby crab! We threw goldfish, the food, at people for our amusement while Kahla was driving home then we stopped at Dunken Donuts and Subway for some food! Got home played Suduko and watched TV until Tammy and Jess came over with Jello Shooters. I had 4 of them and oh man you could taste the Captain Morgan in them! Went to bed around midnight.
August 11th
Woke up at about 7am, ate breakfast, went to the boardwalk with Judy, Jess and Rose. We bought some more stuff, then ate lunch at the Dough Roller. Came back home, jumped in the pool, FREEZING. We stayed in for like 20mins then got out and snuggled the towels as close to our bodies as they could be since it was windy and we were shivering. Beth came over with frozen mixed drinks. It had Baileys and Kahula in it. Kahula is gross, but I drank it anyway. We went home for a bit then walked over to the marina, to Bruce's place and watched the end of the White Marlin Fishing Tortament. We saw a little adorable dog named Quincey <3 We went back home, ate up some food and I went to bed after I read some more of my book.
August 12th
Woke up, chugged a glass of chocolate milk, packed up our things, put them in the car, and headed home around 9am. We got home around 2:30 because we stopped at got lunch at Burger King. I finished the 90 or so pages of my book on the way back home listening to my cd player and ipod :3 Yepp that's it.
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Crimson_Candies
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Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 @ 08:00pm
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Bree slept over, Hershey Park and update on life
Kay well Bree came over around 5pm last night. We went to her work and got something to eat, but we saw Jess and we stopped and laughed our asses off for an hour. . . Favorite new inside jokes --> Whoosh! [Drinking water and being able to to just say whoosh and having the power to just make the sweat eject from your hands] You're going to make his bed into a 'water' bed. . . [Just think dirty, you'll get it] Ehh yeah losh of other stuff that made us laugh nonstop. . .
Then we went to the mall and bought Imagine Me and You, omigosh! Freaking best lesbian love story ever! Ho s**t, so awesome. . . And Piper Perbol is amazing! Kay, yeah it made us cry numerous times *chick flick* Ah, but it was freaking awesome.
Umm got online watched Bree's prodution of Les Mis, the sock puppet edition. Very humorous. If you are interested go to xanga.com [look up rooneyphantom] or go to myspace.com [look up her email rooneyphantom@yahoo.com]
Umm, saw some spiders, screamed, was very hyper, Bree and I were just ::doesn't even know what to call it:: . . . . While fighting for the comp, I took the wireless mouse and went to reach for the mouse where it would have been if I did not grab it and started cracking up because I'm thinking 'Hey, where's the mouse. . . ? OHH yeah, it's in my hand!' Bree didn't know it was wireless, or she forgot and she peed her pants. . . oh man, our stomach muscles got a work out last night. I stayed up until 4am because I ended up playing with Syd and finished watching Phil of the Future. [You have to love being mature like me!] Um woke up at about 7:30, Bree and I didn't want to move. My eyes stung because I got no where enough sleep ::my fault, I was hyper as hell::
Well we got ready, I wore my arctic camo pants and cool preppy grey shirt. . . and my 'I'm a lucky charm' St. Patrick's Day socks. Went to McDonald's for breakfast and we were talking to John about how we were soo going to get lost. . .We got lost twice in East Pete on the way. . . then we got there it was good. Rode rides and ruined my fabulous vampiric skin that I've been perfecting all summer Okay, well not really, but I'm burnt to a CRISP now. I beat Briana in a water gun game and won a purple and blue monkey. Then I bought a purple, blue and black fuzzy hat. I swear I did not even try to match it to the monkey, but it just happened.
My new rituals. Win something from Hershey and buy a new hat everytime we go. I bought a hat last time, too and I always win something or have someone else win me something xD
Yeah, so we got lost twice coming home and it should have taken us an extra 20mins to get home, but. . . we were going 55mph on a 35 and we did 85 on the highway. . . Speeding, what?! No, not us xD
Collasped on the couch, took notice to how burnt to a pulp I was, chugged a Sunny D, and collasped back on the couch, then I got here. . . xD Comment me, please?
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Crimson_Candies
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