Here's an example of how slow Eli is:
Dr. Jon Twinkletits.
It took me the FIFTEENTH TIME of seeing that episode for me to get it. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?! Sheesus.
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Just... stuff. Musings, thoughts, brain vomits. Expect a lot of Dethklok references. Don't expect much sense.