One day I was walking down the street and saw such a fatass.
Hes was wobling down the street like a peingiun.
I looked closer and saw that fatass was Steve!

Well, Hey Steve hows it goin?
Ooh oh ohh, I'm very fine. Thank you.
Hey Steve, how those stairs treatin' ya?
Ooh oh ogh, mighty steep!

While I was talking to Steve I saw he had a suitcase?
What might have been in that suitcase, a donut?
I tried to ask him, but I got distracted by my Stoned-self.
So I asked him again...

Well, Hey Steve hows it goin?
Ooh oh ohh, I'm very fine. Thank you.
Hey Steve, how those stairs treatin' ya?
Ohh ogh oh, Like M.T. Everest!

I made up an excuss so I didn't have to talk to Steve any more.
He said bye, I said bye. And I started walking again.
But as I was walking away I though to myself...

Well, Hey Steve hows it goin?
Ooh oh ohh, I'm very fine. Thank you.
Hey Steve, how those stairs treatin' ya?
Ohh ogh oh, Like M.T. Everest!
So where you goin Steve?
Dont you know? I...I..I'm an english major.