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"I'LL KILL YOU! DAMN YOKAI!!!"

A middle age man yelling on the top of his lungs is not something you want to wake up to in the morning. Well, I guess that would happen especially when he caught me in the same bed as his wife, which by the way isn't that attractive. Wonder if her husband knows that. Anyways, after the whole 'I'm going to kill you' speech, also including how much of a monster I am and how his wife is a complete whore, his wife screamed, Now my ears should be bleeding right now but this is normal for me. Like in my normal routine dealing with situations like this, I had to quickly grab my stuff while bare naked, and run out while getting chased by a guy with his katana. Only this time his katana was broke by missing the top piece of the blade. Unbelievable.

Honestly, between you and me, I could have killed the guy and his wife. But what I'm more afraid of is this village is full of demon hunters. Should've known that before but I figure it out the hard way. Go figure.

While being chased, the demon hunters appeared in front of me, blocking my escape route. There was five of them surrounding me. So what now? How did I get myself in this situation? Why sleep with someone who is married and not attractive?

Alcohol changes a lot once it is in your system, including perspective.

Back to the story, well to the beginning of this mess, enter this village while the sun was setting. Around this time, most people would call it a night. However, there are few who felt like it would be a good idea to drink. I was one of them.

I know what you are thinking; what is a demon doing in a village? Don't worry, I have disguise to blend in; a cloak, scarf and a straw hat. Amazing how that works, right? Anyways, I enter the tavern, or whatever the humans call it, and order myself sake. Of course by now this environment is full of drunk men with a geisha besides them, ready to take money from them.

By the time I had my 10 shot of sake, I'm completely gone. I remember a woman coming up to me, placing her hand lightly on my shoulder. She spoke sweet words to me as she rubbed her hand down to my arm. As I look up, I remember her wearing a pink kimono with a sakura right onto of her right breast. I couldn't keep my eyes off of her enchanting lips. I think that's what hooked me into spending the night with her. Though that was fun while it lasted. And it always never ends well.

So now I end up being surrounded by a bunch of demon hunters because of my dumb drinking decision to sleep with a woman who was married.