If I've told them once, I've told them a thousand times, but they just won't listen! Night after night, I watch terrible fates befall the poor fools who don't pay heed. My dreams are a treacherous place, a realm that is safe for no one! Below is a list of those who have recently ventured haphazardly in the the parts of my mind which I cannot control. For each, I have explained bleak experiences. Do they sound strange, even ridiculous? Such is the nature of dreams. Whether or not your name appears here; take them as a warning – keep out!
* indicates a death
*Andy S – eaten by shape-shifting aliens
Elizabeth H - caught in ridiculous time-travel sequences
*Carol N - eaten by shape-shifting aliens
*Hillary W - let's just leave it at 'died'
Ike D - caught up in an alien laser tag war
Jen P - caught up in an alien laser tag war
Jimmy E - caught up in an alien laser tag war
*José - aliens got him too
*Kam S – killed during the defeat of the technologically advanced laser tag-playing alien society of which he was supreme ruler
*Kiran Peri - eaten by shape-shifting aliens
*Leann C - generally has a bad time
Lesa R - caught up in an alien laser tag war
Matt B - well, nothing too bad happened
Mike H - member of a traveling circus of futuristic beings, had a terrible time
*Robert R – don't even get me started
Roy C - misadventures involving a horrible magic school bus
Stephen F – almost eaten by shape-shifting aliens
You see, you see? These dreams are dangerous! There's only one person on this planet welcome in my dreams, and they know who they are, so you stay out! I don't mean to be rude, I just want to keep you all safe.
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