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- Kol quotes
- Smiley of the post
- Kol Young mom Baby names
-Things to ponder
-Happpiness




"No one in there right mind takes pride of there talents" (If you take pride in everything you are good @ nothing!) -Quote by Miss Maudie Lee



;^} -Just ate a lemon-


Names-
Demiti
Jasper
Leom
Broady
Pepper
Skarlet
Blair
Maudie


Ponder,
Doesn't' Suspect the unexpected' make the unexpected ecpect?




Joke of happpinesss-My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last.- This isn't mine and I don;t hav a wife!

1. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little wine,
some good food and companionship. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in Florida and mine is in
New York.

3. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary.
"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I
suggested the kitchen.

5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster, and electric bread
maker. Then she said, "There are too many gadgets, and no place to
sit down!" So I bought her an electric chair.

7. My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was
water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was, she told me,
"In the lake."

8. My wife is on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost
weight, but BOY, can she climb a tree now!

9. She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.

10. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the
garbage?" The driver said, "No, jump in!"