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How shall I do it? Oh yes, I'll turn him into a flea, a harmless little flea. Then I'll put that flea in a box, and then I'll put that box inside of another box and then I'll mail that box to myself and when it arrives, HAHAHA I'LL SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!

Courage is not the absence of fear, but our ability to face what we fear.

Anatidaephobia — the fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you

It is always better in the end. If it isn't better, it's not the end.

Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.

Chocolate is the new black!

Most excellent!

I'm not random, I just have many tho... Oh squirrel!

Shhhh! I'm hiding from the stupid people...

Your just jealous because the voices only talk to ME!

It's ok, I'm only closet emo.

When life gives you lemons you make lemonade

To much is never enough, except when it comes to bungee cord...

I asked a bogan budest about the first verbal truth. He told me to live, is to suffer...in your jocks.

Reality is for losers who don't play vidio games.

It is always darkest before dawn.

Light thinks it travels faster than anything, but it's wrong. No matter how fast light travels it finds the darkness has always got thee first, and is waiting for it...

It hurts to know that you wont remember the things that I'll never forget.

Fate has this nasty habit of changing just when you don't want it to.

I like nonsense - it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope... and that enables you to laugh at all of life's realities.

Don't you have someone else you can annoy? Friends? Family?...Poisones
reptiles?

...I was born bored...

How do you keep a nerd in suspense?..........

'Stressed' is 'Desserts' spelt backwards!!!

Do you have hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia?

My destiny is no longer writen in the stars.

Life without music just can't exist.

You laugh because Im different I laugh because I rigged your house with explosives...

I went to pick you a flower but it was a Venus Fly Trap and it bit my head, so I killed it and got you this piece of grass insted!

Since I gave up hope I feel much better.

I can see a tunnel at the end of all these lights.

Why take drugs when there are so many other ways to achieve a smug sence of superiority?

The cake is a lie!

I'm totaly addicted to bass.

I spend most of my time in my own little world. The people there understand me.

All of my scars are invisible because no one wants to see them.

I have no idea who I am, and it scares me.

I sit in the rain by myself to try and get it all to wash away.

Alice is in wonderland, but she doesn't like wonderland, it's scary in wonderland and the things come for her...