Hey People.
So this is my journal.
I'm going to start with a joke.
Keep in mind jokes are not for everyone.
And so you know in advance this one is kinda gross.
A man takes an African Safari, to hunt elephants.
When he returns home he sees a doctor as soon as he can.
The doctor ask "So how did you hurt your leg?"
The man replied "I didn't hurt my leg."
Then the doctor asks anoter question "Then why are you limping so badly?"
"Well doc, you might have a hard time believin' this but, I was raped by an elephant in Africa." says the hunter.
With a look of suprise on his face the doctor exclaimed "Really?!?"
So the man pulls down his pants and shows the doctor his a**.
His a** is stretched to about the size of a basketball.
"Oh my! Are you sure it was an elephant? Even though they are as big as they are, they have an extremly small p***s." the doctor asked in amazement.
"Oh, I forgot to tell you. It fingered me first."
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