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	Attention Shoppers.... A Blonde's Mind Is A Scary Thing!
	Attention Shoppers.... A Blonde's Mind Is A Scary Thing!


ORDER IN THE COURT PLEASE! I kid you not, this is all true, would I lie to you? Lawyer: "Can you describe what the person who attacked you looked like?" Witness: "No. He was wearing a mask." Lawyer: "What was he wearing under the mask?" Witness: "Er...his face Lawyer: "What happened then?" Witness: "He told me, he says, 'I have to kill you because you can identify me.'" Lawyer: "Did he kill you?" Witness: "No." Lawyer: "The youngest son, the 20 year old, how old is he?" Witness: "He was about medium height and had a beard." Lawyer: "Was this a male or a female?" Lawyer: "Do you know how far pregnant you are now?" Witness: "I'll be three months on November 8." Lawyer: "Apparently, then, the date of conception was August 8?" Witness: "Yes." Lawyer: "What were you doing at that time?" Lawyer: "How many times have you committed suicide?" Witness: "Four times." Lawyer: "You don't know what it was, and you didn't know what it looked like, but can you describe it Lawyer: "Did he pick the dog up by the ears?" Witness: "No." Lawyer: "What was he doing with the dog's ears?" Witness: "Picking them up in the air." Lawyer: "Where was the dog at this time?" Witness: "Attached to the ears." Lawyer: "And lastly, Gary, all your responses must be oral. Ok? What school do you go to?" Witness: "Oral." Lawyer: "How old are you?" Witness: "Oral." Lawyer: "Do you drink when you're on duty?" Witness: "I don't drink when I'm on duty, unless I come on duty drunk." The Tango Emily · Sun Feb 01, 2009 @ 11:02pm · 0 Comments


Welcome readers to a blog so spectacular, so amazing, you'll stop and read all day! Ok, maybe not, but just say you will to make me happy. I'm Emily and this happens to be my BLOG O' DOOM! A place where I will write my hopes, fears and mostly random thoughts. So come one, come all..... The Tango Emily · Sun Feb 01, 2009 @ 10:51pm · 0 Comments


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