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Injured another toe. Another door incident, this time I closed it in the door and now i have a chunk of skin nearly falling off. I wonder which toe is next...
 BrickShitHaus · Mon Jul 10, 2006 @ 04:52am · 0 Comments |
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"Who snows on Friday?!"
"Sailboat!" (Inside joke)
Casey: "I have funny to tell you. Well, I think it's funny, I don't know if you will."
Renee: "Are you kidding? I'm Renee. I think "balsa wood" is funny."
"Silly senior citizen, Lucky Charms are for middle aged men!"
"Yeah, Going up against Colleen is like going up against rushing Traffic. With like 50 RV's filled with angry gorillas that run you over, bust out and EAT YOUR FLESH!"
Me: "I have a cat in my pants."
Her:"My god. Can I steal it?"
Me: "If you give me a fish stick."
Her: "But I don't have a fish stick, OR pants!"
Me: "Well do you have a sausage and some shorts?"
"If a fruit pie is running 405968 gallons per mile and my uncle pachino is hairy, how many fruity pebbles are in my fanny pack?"
To Shannon:
"I was just wondering, are you getting another hampster? I'm real sorry about Poopie. If you want I'll raid the store with you and viciously wound all of the infidel employees with chinese throwing stars and drop a 'nade on the manager. It'd be a nice bonding expirience, I think."
"Katie, your hair looks like a rotisserie chicken."
"Your testicles are in severe danger right now."
"My pet name's b***h-cake. I made it for myself, it makes me feel special."
"What if you were so fat that you had to get duel citizenship because your rolls spilled over into Canada."
"What if it really did rain men and Fabio came down and hit you in the face."
Me: "LOOK I'M KATHLEEEENN!!"
Amanda: "No, you're not jolly enough to be kathleen"
Me: "LIIIIIIESSS!!!!!!!!!111 >;O"
Justin:"Yeah, I have a bad back too. Especially since I jumped off that cliff, it hasn't been the same.
Me:"Hasn't been the same?! Are you insaine? That's like saying 'Yeah my blender has always been bad, but ever since I put that brick in it and set it on liquify, it hasn't been the same.'"
BrickShitHaus · Thu May 04, 2006 @ 12:52am · 5 Comments |
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A girl and guy are speeding over 100 mph on the road on a motorcycle...
Girl: Slow down. Im scared.
Guy: No this is fun.
Girl: No its not. Please, it's too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you, but slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? Its bugging me.
(In the paper the next day):
...A motorcycle crashed into a building last night because of break failure.
Two people were involved, a male and a female, but only 1 survived.
The truth was that halfway down the road, the 18 year old boy realized
that his breaks had broke, but he didn't want to let his partner know.
Instead, he made her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time,
and let her wear his helmet so that she would live, realizing
he would be the one that would die. If there's anyone you love
this much, re-post this in your journal.
BrickShitHaus · Thu Jan 19, 2006 @ 08:12pm · 2 Comments |
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This is Santa. He needs therapy. Damn you needy toddlers!
BrickShitHaus · Mon Jan 02, 2006 @ 06:21pm · 0 Comments |
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