- I've decided to make a poem, since everyone else is doing it. It's the cool thing to do.
Gaia, you have taken over my life.
You might as well be my wife.
If only I wasn't straight,
I swear it would be fate.
You get me through my strife.
My friends have abandoned me
Because I'm so obsessed.
They take one look and flee.
Gaia, you're the best.
So now I'm all alone.
No friends and no home.
I forgot to pay the rent,
'Cause all the gold I spent.
Gaia, that was for you. Hope you appreciate my awesome poetry skills.
Okay, so I suck. It's the thought that counts okay!?
Yeah, my friends are pretty ashamed of me for this one...
