I know its like "awwwwww how cute"
And ron has those delicious looking sandwiches heart
And then "OH MY!!!"
The trolley witch comes by with her usual happy carefree grin and asks "Anything off the trolley dears??"
Ron sadly says "no thanks" and raises those delicious sandwiches heart
And then harry potter comes to the rescue to show his new friend how much muneyz he has.
"I'LL TAKE THE LOT!!!"
Thats right GD, Harry potter BOUGHT everything off the damn trolley.
But here is my point GD.
What the ******** about the rest of them?!?!
I mean, imagine this. You are excited for going to your first year of hogwarts! You skip breakfast this morning due to sheer excitement. Your witch mother asks you if she can make you something for your train ride there. "No thanks mum!"
At the train station with your family, your tumbly has a little grumbly. Your father notices and hands you One Galleon to buy something off the trolley.
"oh boy!" you exclaim to yourself. "im going to buy a licorice wand and a pumpkin pasty!" Now your on the train, tears in your eyes from saying goodbye to your loving family. Only one thing will cheer you up now! thats right! THE TROLLEY WITCH!!!!
And then out of nowhere you hear the trolley witch ask the previous car "anything off the trolley dears?"
"GEE WHILLIKERS IM NEXT!!!"
And then...5 minutes pass, then 10 minutes, then 30 minutes...
And you wonder where the trolley witch could be...
You think "well maybe she skipped me!"
so you go down a few cars and ask the other students "has the trolley witch been down here?"
"no"
"where is she, im hungry?"
"WHO GIVES A ******** HELP ME FIND MY TOAD!!!"
So you head on back down the train, hoping to find the trolley witch.
So you go all the way down until you see the conductors office. You forget to knock because you are enraged that b***h did not sell you food!
You walk in and see the trolley witch, the person who was suppose to sell you food, blowing the conductor.
"excuse me, what the ******** are you doing? IM HUNGRY"
Inbetween bobs, the witch replies "Some student with a scar and glasses bought everything off my cart"
Enraged, you are now ready to pound the living s**t out of this ****** "with a scar and glasses"
So you head on down the train to the last car that has food. Until you hit the car with a boy that had glasses.
"You!!!!!" you yell.
"f*****t four eyes!!!"
"WHAT THE ******** IS WRONG WITH YOU BUYING ALL THE MOTHER ******** FOOD!!!"
"oh hello, I'm sorry" said the boy moving his bangs out of the way to reveal a lighting bolt shaped scar.
"i'm harry potter!"
still a bit pissed off, but amazed to meet the famous harry potter you reply
"I'm hermione granga!"
So discuss,
harry potter being greedy mo fo
Sorry for the use of offensive terms
Do not take my story/thread/use of racial terms seriously. I was bored
Also, rant about harry potter here. I dont care haha
