Kairi wrote a yaoi page just for me and Yuffie. Here it is. I didn't write any of this.
~VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED~
-Warning:contains brief yaoi, inside jokes, and randomness-
Sora Gets Drunk
~By Kairi~
It was a dark night when Riku and Roxas took Sora out to a stripper bar, for it was the day before his wedding with Kairi.
"Sora." said Roxas to interrupt the silence. "You ready to get so so drunk you won't even know you pissed your pants?"
Sora never drank. His mom would always tell him, "You get drunk and there is a chance you won't even know if you had sex with a guy or girl. Trust it has neve happened to me before."
Ever since that day he was always afraid of drinking and being around his mother when she was drunk.
Roxas has been wanting to drink since he was 18 years old and one cannot drink without the other.
"Whatever." said Sora, "Let's just get this over with." Sora just wanted to get married without fighting Heartless or the boys of Destiny Island.
"Well all I know is while you little ponies go get drunk, I am finally gonna lose my virginity." said Riku finally cutting in.
They were finally at the bar now enjoying the only girls that were there, Selphie,Yuffie, Tifa, Aerith and the three fairies Yuna, Rikku, and Paine.
By the time midnight rolled around, Sora and Roxas had drank 15 bottles of liquor. Due to the fact he had so much to drink, Sora had to go to the bathroom. Of course, Roxas had to follow. (They are one but yet two)
"Yuz gottsa brely brig one." said Roxas so drunk he kept missing the toilet.
Sora did not reply. He had so much to drink he couldn't think straight.
When they were done, Roxas cornered Sora and said, "Fiss mer." Roxas didn't wait for Sora to react. He quickly grabbed Sora's head and kissed him. Sora so drunk thought it was Kairi, for some reason, and started taking off Roxas's clothes. They had sex...
When they were done, they went back to the club to see Sephiroth pole-dancing.
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When they woke up the next morning, no one could remember what happened. Except Riku losing his virginity to Selphie.
{Now tell me whether or not I should post this on my deviantArt account? LMAO >< }
 Magsnetic_Huxling · Wed Mar 24, 2010 @ 12:37am · 0 Comments |
