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Sorry to anyone named Life.
I'm just mad at my life.
*flashback*
A male named Spring Break strolls down the garden path and spots me
Me: Hello Spring Break!
Spring Break: Hey, E_Cutie_222! It's me time!
Me: Yaaaay! *brofist*
*Spring Break time ensues*
meanwhile
My Life: *evilly plots in her secret lair, looking like Queen Baryl from Sailor Moon* CROUPITE!
The Croup: *appears like any of the something-ite-queen beryl-minion-evil-peeps from sailor moon and floats ba-ly* Yes, Queen Ber- Erm, I mean, Queen E_Cutie_222's Life?
My Life: Yeees, I have discovered Sailor Awesomeface's true identity.
The Croup: E_Cutie_222?
My Life: *laughs like Shion in Higurashi (or is it Mion? Depends on how far back you go, but this is not the place to discuss this.)* Of course not! It's this "Spring Break" fellow!
The Croup: *facepalms ba-ly*
My Life: Now go infect this "E_Cutie_222" and through the power of friendship, it will kill Spring Break, and thus defeat Sailor Awesomeface!
The Croup: *nods in understanding and disappears in a dark cloud of ba-energy*
SCENE CHANGE BWAH!
Me & Spring Break: *laugh and have a great time doing stupid crap in cheesy, glittery, anime-style stillshots* ha! hahaha! yaaaaay!
The Croup: *appears* Bwahaha! *casts illness upon me and Spring Break*
Spring Break and I: *cough and make pretty, dramatic discomfort faces, in true sailor moon style*
The Croup: Bwahahaha! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! BAH! HA! HA! HAAAAUUUUGGGHHH!!!!
Me: *recovers from coughing momentarily and clenches fist before my face, teeth grit, in a moment of true anime determination* Sorry Spring Break! *runs off*
Spring Break: *COUGH COUGH* WHAT THE LITERAL F***?!
Francis from Hetalia: *somewhere in the world, literally f***s someone*
Spring Break: ARE YOU JUST GONNA LEAVE ME HERE?!
The Croup: *Is much too distracted cackling to notice me take my leave*
Me: *dashes around corner, suddenly dressed in schoolgirl clothes for the mere purpose of anime-dashing properly* heheheheheheheheh *laughs like an idiotic anime fan and pulls out her Awesomeface-Power Mallet* BANDGEEK FACESTUFF POWER!!! *glitter flies around, but my outfit doesn't change at all.*
Spring Break: *hacks pointedly, and his dub actor is out of time for a moment*
Me: *Runs Dashes back out* IN THE NAME OF THE *censored for my personal privacy* MARCHING BAND AND COLORGUARD, I WILL HIT YOU WITH A DRUMSTICK VERY HARD AND YOU WILL MOST LIKELY COME OUT OF THIS ENCOUNTER WITH SEVERAL MID TO LARGE SIZE BRUISES, OR YOU WILL MIRACULOUSLY TURN INTO A PILE OF BRASSO AND I WILL USE YOU TO POLISH CYMBALS!!! THE END~! ✫ *strikes a sailor pose, AKA salutes a non-exhistent captain*
Spring Break: *adopts a quite disturbingly flowery and feminine anime voice* Oh, Sailor Awesommeface~!
The Croup: *gasp* Impossible!
Me: Uh, on the contrary... *takes a hesitant step forward & whacks with stick*
The Croup: *spontaneously turns into a glob of smelly brasso* NOOOO!
Me: *polishes cymbals/ contracts the croup illness from doing so*
Spring Break: *Sympathizes with me, and dies from doing so. THROUGH THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP~! ✫*
Me: *coughs and looks down at Spring Break's pitiful dead body* Whelp, this is sh**.
*cough* Eh-hem.
Sorry about that over dramatic reenactment of my getting sick and having my Spring Break Ruined in the Sailor Moon style...
In thruth, I got sick from running barefoot through a strange school in the rain, carrying the floormat. Drumline is a bit of a hazardous activity sometimes, hahaha.
I stepped on glass three times during our last rehearsal.
I miss being in pain. D: All I have is a cough and nothing to do.
Being sick sucks because I don't get to go out and be a stupid highschooler.
I love being stupid.
So my Spring Break died a croupish death.
 E_Cutie_222 · Wed Apr 11, 2012 @ 07:31pm · 0 Comments |
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My journal got bit by a vampire for the second time.
So it changed colors.
That's what "re-vamping" means, right?
You learn something new every day.
*fends off vampires*
I know my journal has delicious blood, but I like its current colors.
We'll see what happens.
E_Cutie_222 · Mon Apr 09, 2012 @ 01:36am · 0 Comments |
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I'm going to be on a lot this week!
*has no life*
But I'll try to get out a little
*nolifes all over the sidewalk*
E_Cutie_222 · Mon Apr 09, 2012 @ 01:29am · 0 Comments |
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