Welcome to Gaia! :: View User's Journal | Gaia Journals

SO THE PLANET IS CALLED CORUSCANT. THE JEDI GUY IN THE KILT KICKED MY a** AND I WOKE UP TO SEE DR. BANNER WAS STUCK THERE TOO.
I LOST MY JACKET FOR A WHILE BUT MET THIS NICE GUY AND A BIG FURRY DOG PERSON. FOR SOME REASON TIM WAS THERE TOO, BUT HE WAS HAVING A SEIZURE. THANKFULLY I STILL HAD SOME OF THOSE PILLS THAT CRIPPLED DOCTOR GAVE ME SO I GAVE TIM SOME. THE NICE GUY OFFERED TO TAKE US TO THIS MEDICAL PLANET OR SOMETHING AND I SAID WHY NOT. ALSO I BROKE TIM'S HAND BECAUSE HE KEPT TOUCHING MY BUTT.

Day 1
SO, I WAS HAVING A SEMI-NORMAL MORNING, WALKING ALONG.
I HAD JUST HEADED OUT OF MY APARTMENT, GOT IN MY CAR...
BUT THEN A BIG BLANK.
WHEN I CAME TO, THERE WERE THESE TWO WEIRD GUYS DRESSED IN WEIRDER CLOTHING. ONE HAD SOME KINDA GUN AND THE OTHER HAD A GLOWING SWORD, LIKE WOAH WHAT THE HECK. I DECIDED TO TALK TO THEM SINCE I HAD NO IDEA WHERE I WAS. IT TURNS OUT I'M UH.. "FAR FAR AWAY FROM MY HOME PLANET" AND AM NOW STUCK HERE ON WHATEVER PLANET THIS IS. I FORGOT WHAT THEY CALLED IT.
THE GUY IN BLACK OFFERED ME A PLACE TO STAY AND FOOD FOR SOME GUN SERVICES OR SOMETHING, SO I ACCEPTED. WHAT I HAVE WITH ME NOW IS MR. MUMBLES, AN EMPTY PLASTIC BAG THAT ONCE HELD A SANDWICH, A BOTTLED WATER[UNOPENED], MY LIGHTER, A PISTOL WITH 5 BULLETS, A NOTEPAD, THE LIST, 6 PENCILS, A PENCIL SHARPENER, MY BACKPACK, MY JACKET, A CROSSBOW, MY CELL PHONE AND ITS CHARGER.
I'LL UPDATE THIS PERIODICALLY AS STUFF HAPPENS.

Dust
Helmet Laws
Astronomy
People who bring babies to the park
Babies in general
Generals
Dull pencils
Pencils that are too sharp
Allergies/parasites
Children's choirs
Naked mole-rat
Non-contact sports
Movies about eunics
Ted
Arizona
Mike
Dan*
William Shatner
The Hawaiian Monarchy
The Deep Blue Sea
Maryland
Beef Hotdogs
The Elderly
Caricaturists
San Frenado Valley
Walnuts
Generic Cereal
Monocle Manufacturing Corporation
Middle School Toughs
Marin County Sheriff Office
Gnomes
Deadpool
Talking Parrot at the Mall
Pigeons
Motorists Who Run Stop Signs
Hangin Eli's Dairy Farm
Soft Cheese
Crossing Guards
Kevin the Locksmith
Mouthwash That Hurts
Eye Crusties
Sadistic Mods
Whatever's Causing That Rash
People Who Take Cats For Walks
Leggings
Flea Markets
Girls
Tools
Sadists
Parked Cars
Coffee
Tamarind Soda
Wooden Shoes
Shaving Nicks
Parachutes
Pudding
Whoever Planted That Catcus
Banana Slugs
Costa Rica
Neurotoxins
Alpaca Wool
Being Forced to Express Feelings
Blood-sucking Ticks
Wisconsin
Car Alarms
Elise
People Who Wear Hats In Movie Theatres
Laughing Jack
uʍop ǝpısdn noʎ ƃuɐɥ oɥʍ ǝldoǝd
Video Games Made Purely For Educational Purposes
People Who Steal My Shirt
Hospitals
Bandaids That Only Stick Halfway On
Cold Showers
Showers