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Charli Cat: "The titty queens of Lazareth Mountain aren't ******** with you?"
Charli Cat: "The titty queens are nearby."
High Lama Of Head Trauma: "I will slay them!"
High Lama Of Head Trauma: "With my blade, Goldbrand."
High Lama Of Head Trauma: I"T DOES DOUBLE DAMAGE TO ALL TIT BASED CREATURES!"
Charli Cat: "Their nipples are of an unknown metaloid."
Charli Cat: "You must have the Gauntlet of Dargon to penetrate through."
High Lama Of Head Trauma: "I see."
High Lama Of Head Trauma: "Where shalt I obtain it?"
Charli Cat: "That's in the Valley of Golden Shafts."
Charli Cat: "Which is on the Moon."
High Lama Of Head Trauma: "I must already have retreived it, as I have raided it many times."
Charli Cat: "Does it make you tingly when you hold it?"
Charli Cat: "Only the real one can make you feel that way."
High Lama Of Head Trauma: "Indeed."
Charli Cat: "Very well."
High Lama Of Head Trauma: "Is there any way to slay the beast?"
Charli Cat: "She is quite a challenge."
Charli Cat: "You surely haven't that much HP."
High Lama Of Head Trauma: "I have a +10 HP shield."
Charli Cat: "You will need the Lance of Fukalnytelohng."
High Lama Of Head Trauma: "GoldBrand isn't enough?"
Charli Cat: "It isn't, I'm afraid."
High Lama Of Head Trauma: "Oh my."
Charli Cat: "This succubus has ruled over my people for millenia..."
Charli Cat: "Eating our children and making deadly love to our warriors."
Charli Cat: "Surely that Lance can slay her wicked heart."
High Lama Of Head Trauma: "I have a better idea."
High Lama Of Head Trauma: "Infuse goldbrand with the powers of the lance."
Charli Cat: "It's our only hope. ;~;"
High Lama Of Head Trauma: Goldbrand has evolved!
High Lama Of Head Trauma: METEOR HAMMER!
High Lama Of Head Trauma: The foul creature must die.
Charli Cat: Bring her head to Elder Haloana.
High Lama Of Head Trauma: High Lama equipped Daedric set!
Charli Cat: He will open the entrance and allow you to leave our land.
Charli Cat: Take care, noble warrior.
High Lama Of Head Trauma: I will, SirCawksalot.
Charli Cat: -Nods.-
High Lama Of Head Trauma: -5 Hours of walking later.-
Charli Cat: A titanshee attacks!
Charli Cat: Titanshee uses n****e Pierce.
High Lama Of Head Trauma: It's not very effective.
High Lama Of Head Trauma: High Lama used METEOR HAMMER!
Charli Cat: Titanshee is destroyed! You gain 38g.
High Lama Of Head Trauma: "Yay!"
High Lama Of Head Trauma: "I've made it to Lazareth Mountain."
High Lama Of Head Trauma: "TIME TO SLAY THAT WHORE!"
Charli Cat: You come across a statue of a large tittied woman.
Charli Cat: What do you do?
High Lama Of Head Trauma: Ignore and move on.
Charli Cat: You come across a notch in the door in the shape of a n****e. Maybe it's a keyhole of some sort?
High Lama Of Head Trauma: Smash it open!
Charli Cat: The door falls apart, opening a long, long passage.
Charli Cat: Two scorpions attack!
Charli Cat: Scorpions use Sting.
High Lama Of Head Trauma: High Lama is poisoned for 1 turn!
Charli Cat: Scorpions use Sting.
High Lama Of Head Trauma: Poison is taking effect!
High Lama Of Head Trauma: High Lama used potion!
Charli Cat: Scorpions use Sting.
High Lama Of Head Trauma: High Lama used Ground Smash -Low damage to all opponents.-
Charli Cat: Scorpions take 4 damage. 6/10
Charli Cat: Scorpions use Sting, the attack has failed.
High Lama Of Head Trauma: High Lama used Critical hit!
Charli Cat: Scorpions die. You have gained 38 gold and a key.
High Lama Of Head Trauma: -Move's along tunnel.-
Charli Cat: Doorway appears with a lower-level titty queen. "Oh, poor hero. Your journey ends here!" Lower-level titty queen attacks.
Charli Cat: Lower-level titty queen uses Sugarnipples.
High Lama Of Head Trauma: High Lama used TitCrush!
Charli Cat: Lower-level titty queen: "You've got to be kidding me. That only makes me hot hot hot!"
Charli Cat: Lower-level titty queen uses titty-spin.
Charli Cat: Takes 3 damage.
High Lama Of Head Trauma: High Lama used Final Slice with the soul stealing sword, Umbra!
Charli Cat: Lower-level titty queen: "Oh nooo!"
Charli Cat: Lower-level titty queen falls dead.
Charli Cat: You gain 38 gold.
High Lama Of Head Trauma: Lower-level titty queen's soul has been captured in the soul gem!
Charli Cat: You may now use the key.
Charli Cat: Open door?
Charli Cat: Y/N.
High Lama Of Head Trauma: Yes.
Charli Cat: Door opens. You are now in the layer of the Queen of All Tits, Lenatatata.
Charli Cat: She approaches.
High Lama Of Head Trauma: Yo, b***h!
Charli Cat: "So, my good hero...I hear you want to slay ME?"
High Lama Of Head Trauma: I have come to slay you!
Charli Cat: Queen of All Tits attacks.
Charli Cat: Queen sends out n****e shower!
Charli Cat: You are hit with only slight damage.
Charli Cat: Tit Queen: "Damn!"
High Lama Of Head Trauma: High Lama used Adrenaline rush!
High Lama Of Head Trauma: All attack do 50% more damage for next 4 turns.
Charli Cat: Queen of All Tits has taken 20 damage. 80/100.
Charli Cat: Queen of All Tits summons lower-level tit queen.
Charli Cat: Lower-level tit queen uses glitternipple.
Charli Cat: You take slight damage.
High Lama Of Head Trauma: High Lama used High level magic missile!
High Lama Of Head Trauma: + %50 damage from adrenaline rush!
Charli Cat: Lower-level tit queen has been destroyed.
Charli Cat: Tit Queen: "Oh, no! Damn...now I need to use the big guns!"
High Lama Of Head Trauma: "Is that all you got?"
Charli Cat: Queen of All Tits uses tit-slap.
Charli Cat: You take slight damage.
Charli Cat: Queen of All Tits has stunned you.
Charli Cat: Queen of All Tits uses tit-slap.
Charli Cat: You take slight damage.
Charli Cat: You are no longer stunned.
High Lama Of Head Trauma: "COME ON, YA PANSY!"
High Lama Of Head Trauma: High Lama used super slice with Umbra!
High Lama Of Head Trauma: +%50 more DM due to Adrenaline rush!
Charli Cat: Queen of All Tits takes 20 damage. 60/100
Charli Cat: "Owww! You....you are really getting on my nerves, kid!"
Charli Cat: Queen of All Tits uses Silicone Wave.
High Lama Of Head Trauma: "What are you going to do, Bleed on me?"
Charli Cat: You take slight damage.
High Lama Of Head Trauma: High Lama used Shovel of truth!
Charli Cat: Queen of All Tits uses Tit Drop.
Charli Cat: Attack misses!
High Lama Of Head Trauma: High Lama used BACKHAND!
Charli Cat: Queen of All Tits has been put in her place.
Charli Cat: Queen of All Tits takes 20 damage. 40/100.
Charli Cat: "You wretched little..."
Charli Cat: Queen of All Tits uses Cotton Pony.
Charli Cat: Her attack slows High Lama down.
High Lama Of Head Trauma: High Lama uses Skooma!
Charli Cat: "Yeah, you didn't think I could do THAT, now did you?"
High Lama Of Head Trauma: High Lama is now double speed, making the Tit queen dizzy!
Charli Cat: Queen of All Tits: "Okay, enough foreplay!"
Charli Cat: Queen of All Tits leaves battleground and goes to the top floor.
Charli Cat: "I'm waiiting!"
High Lama Of Head Trauma: High Lama used Jump + Meteor Smash!
Charli Cat: Queen of All tits has not been hit.
Charli Cat: "You...YOU SICKEN ME...and make me giggle."
Charli Cat: Queen of All Tits sends out coochiemuncher.
Charli Cat: Coochiemuncher attacks with Tuna Smell.
Charli Cat: You are now stunned.
Charli Cat: You are now scarred for life.
High Lama Of Head Trauma: "SHUT THE ******** UP YOU TITTY MONSTER!"
High Lama Of Head Trauma: Skooma has effect on High Lama's Memory!
Charli Cat: Coochiemuncher uses bloodstain.
Charli Cat: You are not hit.
High Lama Of Head Trauma: High Lama used 2 hit smash!
Charli Cat: Coochiemuncher dies.
Charli Cat: Queen of All Tits grows angry; uses Cotton Pony.
Charli Cat: You are not hit.
Charli Cat: Queen of All Tits grows tired from battle.
High Lama Of Head Trauma: High Lama used twirl swing!
Charli Cat: Queen of All Tits has been destroyed!
High Lama Of Head Trauma: High Lama used decapitate!
Charli Cat: "Daaaaaaaaaamn you Red Bulllll!" She cries before her head falls to the floor.
High Lama Of Head Trauma: High lama obtained head!
Charli Cat: You've now received your treasure!
Charli Cat: Doorway opens.
Charli Cat: Do you exit?
Charli Cat: Y/N
High Lama Of Head Trauma: No.
Charli Cat: Door closes.
Charli Cat: Do you explore more?
High Lama Of Head Trauma: Loot everything I can before leaving.
Charli Cat: Y/N
High Lama Of Head Trauma: No.
Charli Cat: You see a treasure box behind the thrown.
Charli Cat: Do you open it?
Charli Cat: Y/N
High Lama Of Head Trauma: Yes.
Charli Cat: You've received the Lance!
Charli Cat: You've received 3,000 gold!
Charli Cat: You've received potion!
Charli Cat: You see no other exits. Do you search for secret passage?
Charli Cat: Y/N
High Lama Of Head Trauma: Yes.
Charli Cat: The ornamental shelf behind the thrown looks rather suspicious. Do you check it out?
Charli Cat: Y/N
High Lama Of Head Trauma: Yes.
Charli Cat: You see several dusty old books, a skull, and a small trinket box. Do you open the trinket box or pull a book?
Charli Cat: 1)
Charli Cat: 2)
High Lama Of Head Trauma: Pull a book.
Charli Cat: The ornamental shelf opens a passageway. Continue?
Charli Cat: Y/n
High Lama Of Head Trauma: Yes.
Charli Cat: Would you like to save your game?
Charli Cat: Y/N
High Lama Of Head Trauma: Yes.
Charli Cat: Saving game...
Charli Cat: Please Wait.
Charli Cat: Game saved.
Charli Cat: Continue into passage?
Charli Cat: Y/N
High Lama Of Head Trauma: Yes.
Charli Cat: You enter the passage to discoved a graveyard full of dead bodies. Underneath a skull you see a tile out of place. Do you move the tile or continue?
Charli Cat: 1)
Charli Cat: 2)
Charli Cat: s**t I must be getting sleepy. xD
High Lama Of Head Trauma: Continue.
Charli Cat: At the end of the gloomy room you see a close door. It will not budge. What do you do? Move tile or try and open it?
Charli Cat: 1
Charli Cat: 2
High Lama Of Head Trauma: Smash it with my hammer.
Charli Cat: Using cheat code: 230HMR.
Charli Cat: Door has been destroyed!
Charli Cat: You see a golden p***s sitting on a pillar.
Charli Cat: Do you grab the p***s or turn around?
Charli Cat: 1
Charli Cat: 2
High Lama Of Head Trauma: Is it a trap?
Charli Cat: Using cheat code: 00TRPSHOW
Charli Cat: It is a trap!
High Lama Of Head Trauma: Indiana jones style?
High Lama Of Head Trauma: Boulder rushing out?
Charli Cat: You hear a rumble.
Charli Cat: A giant titty drops from the sky on the other side.
Charli Cat: s**t yourself or run like hell?!
Charli Cat: 1
Charli Cat: 2
High Lama Of Head Trauma: Run like hell!
Charli Cat: You are now running!
Charli Cat: Boost power with Pimp Boots?
Charli Cat: Y/N
High Lama Of Head Trauma: Yes!
Charli Cat: You are but a blur and have evaded the wicked tata. You are now back at the village entrance.
Charli Cat: The Elder comes to greet you.
Charli Cat: "What have you?"
High Lama Of Head Trauma: "I have slain the wicked beast."
Charli Cat: "Show me the head? LULZ."
Charli Cat: Show head or slay the Elder?
Charli Cat: 1
Charli Cat: 2
High Lama Of Head Trauma: Slay Elder.
Charli Cat: The Elder was a fraud!
Charli Cat: You have slain him.
Charli Cat: Move to Real Elder's Temple?
Charli Cat: Y/N
High Lama Of Head Trauma: Yes.
Charli Cat: Loading....
Charli Cat: You are now before the Grand Elder. Smoking apon a large pipe with esoteric markings, he turns slowly around from admiring a golden sword to greet you.
Charli Cat: "Yes...
Charli Cat: I know you."
Charli Cat: "You are the hero of all heroes."
Charli Cat: "Show me the bitches head."
High Lama Of Head Trauma: "Fight me for it."
Charli Cat: Elder turns into GIANT PEE-PEE PLACE.
High Lama Of Head Trauma: "Oh ********..."
Charli Cat: GPPP: "Foolish hero. I am not one to ******** with."
Charli Cat: GPPP uses c** shower.
Charli Cat: You have been soaked!
High Lama Of Head Trauma: "Moron."
High Lama Of Head Trauma: High Lama throws a jar of the Queen Tit monsters milk!
Charli Cat: GPPP FALLS TO THE GROUND, STUNNED!
Charli Cat: Attack now!
High Lama Of Head Trauma: High Lama used Umbras final slice!
Charli Cat: The GPPP is now a destroyed!
Charli Cat: Loading...
Charli Cat: Loading...
Charli Cat: Cutscene: The sword floats over to Lama.
Charli Cat: He takes it.
High Lama Of Head Trauma: "******** yes."
Charli Cat: A voice whispers, "You are indeed the chosen one!"
Charli Cat: Credits Roll...
Charli Cat: Game Over
High Lama Of Head Trauma: -After Credits, Secret ending-
Charli Cat: High Score 230230232
High Lama Of Head Trauma: "And Now I sit on my throne, as the prince of Bel-Air."
Charli Cat: Gay Prince of Twinkledom: "You..saved me!"
Jadeuh enters the chat.
High Lama Of Head Trauma: THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
Charli Cat: "That big ol' peeper was trying to do things that even MY ARSE couldn't stand."
Charli Cat: "Thank you, Mario."
Charli Cat: "I mean...Steve?"
Charli Cat: "John?"
High Lama Of Head Trauma: High lama used decapitate!
Charli Cat: Loading...
Charli Cat: Lulz.
 The Drildo · Fri Jul 10, 2009 @ 05:56am · 0 Comments |
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