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	Haircut ( A Choose Your Own Adventure Quest )
	Haircut ( A Choose Your Own Adventure Quest )


So i Go to The Barber, Leave become a hippie make a book About me being The King Of Hippies , Go On Oprah's Book Club, Bang Oprah ( O.O ), Fall In Love With Er , She Tell's Me To Get A Haircut , Get Scissors Stuck In My Head , Get Telekinesis, Become Evil Blow Up Earth , Maniacally Laugh, Go Back In Time To Become Good, Save The World, Beat My Evil Self In An Alternate Reality. Go All Emo, Go Back In Time AGAIN!!! Go to the Hospital With Scissors Stuck In My Head, Meet Hugh Laurie ( House MD ), Get Alike 1/4 Of An Autograph Then Start My Operation , Find Out Hugh Laurie Is A LIE! And Get My Autograph Done On My Freshly Grown Bewbs , Try To Sell Those Exact Signed Bewbs On E-Bay , Don't Read The T.O.S , Try To Sell Em For 1,000 Dollars , E-Bay Kills The Auction Because T.O.S Says No Boobs ( Should'a Gone On Craigslist LOL ) Go Back In Time To When I Was A Hippy , Larry Dies ( T ~ T My BFF... ) Run From The Cops ( Like a Bauss ) Live In The Woods, Bears Try To Gang Bang Me, I Decide To Fight Them Kill Them All But The Baby Bear , Become It's Father , Leave Into The Sunset , Get Tired Of Em and Kill Em, Go Back In Time AGAIN !!!! Talk It Out With The Bear's Instead, Become Bear King , Slapped My Ex-Wife ( Oprah ) Cause A Riot , And Get Killed By The Women Ladies..... ( They called Me A Loser At The End )": ) And Earned a 12,370 XBOX 360 Gamerscore Through The Whole Thing..... ~ The End By Jimmay > biggrin Add Jimmy Lockheart · Tue Jun 21, 2011 @ 10:16pm · 0 Comments


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