Sig:
What would you do if you had to fight a herd of zombies, a moose, Superman, and the Care Bears and your only chose for a weapon is a fork, a ham sandwich, or a goat.
What would you do?
ZOMGZtheblackjackal:
Well if possible I'd like to eat the sandwich, and I do believe my choice would be a goat, which I shall ride around on, flailing my arms and shouting "I AM BATMAN!"
thecatninja1995:
I would choose the ham sandwich cause you could throw it at the zombies and then superman would try to save the ham sandwich and get eaten by the zombies and then the carebears would try to save superman and end up killing the zombies and themselves and you become friends with the moose.
gothic_emoness101 :
I'd use the ham sandwhich because you can throw it in the middle of all of them and watch them fight to the death!
X-Psuedo-Sacred-Sin-X:
i would chose the ham sammich....
cause i could eat it and then superman would save me because hes good.....not bad.
and i could just outrun the zombies and drown the carebears in corporate advertising, smothered in the social standards that have been ruined by this commercialized crap.....
or just run really fast....
