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The Questions that we all want to know about Emo People

How it came to be:
Emo people are Emotional. Yet, They keep it to themselves.
So it's like you want to take a Dump, but you just don't want to.
After a while, it builds up and then you Blow Up. and bits of Brownie Pieces fly all over the pace, and that's how Emo People "Suicide".

Quick Fact!
Of course, Emo-ness can spread. The people around the Emo's who suicided, has cought the 'Brownie Pieces'. It is the Emo Disease.

Here are some Questions.

1. Why do Emo people put on a lot of Make-Up and Dye their hair Black?
Brownies got all over their faces, and they can't get them off, so they hide it with a even darker color. Black.
2.Why are they usually Alone?
- They don't want anyone to find out, so they Outcast themselves.
3. Why do they Cry so often?
- Brownie pieces got in their Eyes.
4. Why do they cut themselves?
- Mind controlled by Evil Brownies, or , the Evil Brownies told them they'd kill their Mothers.
5. Why are Emo people Attractive?
- Evil Brownies don't take Ugly people as their Victims.

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(I made this whole thing up, No Offense to the Emo People. This was just for fun, A Joke. Please don't take it seriously.)