katrinaxsheckler: (9:05:28 PM) nooooo svetlana is beast lol
zomgxduck: (9:05:55 PM) ok haha. svetlana the swedish ******** machine
katrinaxsheckler: (9:06:11 PM) HAHAHHAHAHA
katrinaxsheckler: (9:06:19 PM) and brina
zomgxduck: (9:06:57 PM) MWAHAHAHAHA! brina+svetlana=swedish caucasian babyy named brivana
kk hehe
soo svetlanas gf is having an affair with brina now, and svetlana is soo jealous that theyre having a three wayy. and like brina and svetlanas dicks are like 1cm so like they can fit in s's gfs vag at the same time(well her vag is like dumbos ear flaps but like that defeats the point) lmaoHAHAHAHA!!!ohh shizzle! but like noww svetlana has a crush on adam lambert, the gayy american idol dude who screams really high pitched when he sings. and HOLY CRAP! THEYRE ******** ON LIVE TV! THIS ISNT PRETTY! (i thought adam had a vag! WTF?!)dayumm, brinas at herr tv like "oh noo he didnt! how daree he steal my woma! *does the head bob fingerr thing* and like the gfs just like sitting there masturbating with the tv and then the couch and back and fortthh so yeah HAzomgxduck: (8:58:36 PM) ohh, so svetlana has moved on to ryan seacrest, and seacrest is running away. brina is humping svetlanas legg like my doggy(: and uhmm the girl is now in the AI studio too, masturbating with the judges panel. eww.ow theyre in lms, and the gf is ******** eddie, and brina is dryhumping svetlana, who is cumming everywhere, adams apple popping out like WHOAh. aha. and eddie is saying "******** off little b***h. wtf?!" and then ms schepise has herr whistle and is blowing it at them, saying "no sexual intercourse heree!" and ms dafters giving dirtyy looks. and mr clark is pursing his lips, sticking his but out, and winking soo svetlana is flirtin with ms schepise now, and licking herr. ms dafter has a jealous look on her face, while the gf is biting her ear. and eddie is sweeping up all the slobber and c**. and brina is running his finger up mr clarks thigh. and mr clark screams "ohh baby keep going! you get an a hunn! "soo they all are gonna walk to lp cause walking is their "thing" sooo they come in, and ms alvarez has a prissy look. and mrs luna is waddling around and saying "crack a bottle, watch my fatass waddle!" and mrs reynolds belly is the first thing you see, her walking out of the office (she prego) so the gf asks"ayy babeyy whos the baby daddy?" and mrs reynolds says "you hunn! dont you remember our ecstacy night?!" and then they start making out. soo then comes ms wallace. she goes to the garbage, and picks svetlana out of it, and starts to eat himm. svetlana is enjoying this, and brina is humping an old moldy bagel with ms wallaces teeeth marks in it. soo ms jones is like waddling her fatass in, and she just plops on the table. soo svetlana skips over there and belly flops on top of her, and her whole fatness ripples. and then she starts singing one of her songs, and hes like sayy whatt?! hunn we need some new jams. soo the gf starts singing " im fugly as hell, and i masturbate with my hand babeyyyy" and then brina joins in in harmony. and then mr g comes in waving his baton, and brina gets up and pushes him on the floor and rapes him
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