on sattyday, i went to the sasparagus festival. one word=superdupergay
yes thats one word. say otherwise and off your shoulders, your head shall be. lawlz, i kid, i kid. thats right. i 'stoled' that. cuntbags. lol no, that was too harsh. so-rry.
and yeah. sasparagus festival. two hours of walking only to find stupid vends selling bbq chicken and hot dogs and s**t. mothereffers. wheres my sasparagus? i mean, hey. wtf??srslymotherefferstryingtoeffliketheresnotomorow
'is a piece of crap, it doesnt work.
we didnt even get to get a grab at some juicy asparaguses. quite a waste of time, but at least i went...
oh. and there was this possibly-drunk girl walking around with this really long, spiraly drink XD and singing that one SOAD song. i forget the song title, but its the one with 'banana banana banana banana terra cotta pie". Yes, Log. I remember. Thanks for showing me, you perbert. muwahslawlzfff
i always wanted to go. but then i dont anymore. "oh, its too tight hoot!!!"
then we went to theater nearby to wash Blades Of Glory. also a waste of time.
i guess its funny. but not my kind of funny. like Napoleon D. funny, but stupid. you know? liksrsly
made me want to punch myself in the sweaty v****a-gina.
gosh, i hate summer. or, like, really really hot...climates. or something. it just sucks. like really really bad. like you wouldn't believe. but then you do because its just in-yo-face hot. hot. sweaty. burnding. sensation.
I can't wait for 'Precocyous' to come home. XD
New baby, ever-so excited. I just hope she doesn't smell like a baby. Like Lean. Or Leann. Or is it Leanne? Aw, bollocks!
gonk .
No, I like babies....to a certain extent.
I ordered the Kone. It shall be coming on Thursday---Tuesday. So excited. More excited than for the baby. XDD
I am sorry, but I've waited too long to have the Kone. That's right. I MUST have it.
Like I must have the Seasons EP....and also jack Amanda's Nightlife, which she ISN"T playing with. Poor Sims. They have to one to make them hump their own mother and have incestuous kids with deformities in the pants. Oh! surprised
Cat piss is what my room spells like. Except with Lysol all over, trying to cover up the nastiness. You liar....
If I ever get another cat, I'm going to name him/her Tom. Tomcat. lawlz
Or...TomKat, since I'm already going to get the Kone. Get it, get it? Ah, ah? XD
Oh, I'm a silly one. But not all over. Not today.
I want a girl cat. Gon'sta name her Tom. Yeah. That sounds hot. Just...Tom. A girl cat named Tom. A feline. And her name shall be Tom. Oh, that's too hot. Hubert needs another female to hump. Poor thing. He shall only settle with my forearm for now. heart _ heart
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