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Your "normal" fan fiction chapter will be replaced with the following boulder of crack.

It is a normal morning for me. I got up and put on my blue robe with stars all over and a giant sun on the back. After i was robed, i went down for my noon breakfast. <hey a guy needs his sleep>

Albert: whoa too much 'Dew and I cannot move. Whoa, am I in pain. must not try to write that many chapters to my fan fics at once or I will have a crick just like now.

:Bwizzit:

Xelloss: Oh Albert-chan. why don't you just stop writing the chapters. I could take over for you :smiles:

Albert: oh no! I am going to author my own stories. I like the results.

Xelloss: you do not understand. I am going to take over your story. They all will die before they reach Sailoon and we Mazoku will win the new Korma War surprised pens eyes: You will die so I may take over your stories. :smirks:

Albert: you do not understand. I will finish my stories my self. Washu, he's all yours.

Washu: :erects a transdimentional trap around Xelloss: Why thank you Albert. I needed another test subject since Tenchi moved to Jurai to take his throne.

Albert: Anything for a fellow "mad" one. Now Xel be a good subject for the Professor.

Xel: this is outrageous. You cannot do this to me. Zellas will get you for messing with me.

: a familiar voice hails from upstairs, the direction of Albert's room: Hey, Albert! Speed up with our 20 course Breakfast. I am hungry and getting bored up here.

Albert: Yes, Mistress Lina!

Xel: Lina?! you mean..

Albert: Yes I do.:eyes glow green: And you wondered why I love writing my fan fics myself. Washu, when you are done with him, Lina and I want you to join us.

Washu: ok. I'll file him under fruitcake and join you both shortly.

Albert: All right, but don't think we will wait long. :goes up stairs and feeding frenzy ensues, shortly it is followed by sounds of ... well use your imagination. it is just wild to say the least:

:And we leave as Xelloss falls over in the trap and is carted off to the lab, is filed, and then is left for the fun in the other room.: