If You were Gay!
Rod: Ahh... an afternoon alone with my favourite book: Broadway musicals of the 1940's. No roomate to bother me. How could it get any better then this?
Nicky: Hi Rod!
Rod: ... Hi Nicky.
Nicky: Hey Rod, you'll never guess what happened to me on the subway this morning. This guy was smiling at me, and talking to me...
Rod: Yea, thats very interesting.
Nicky: Yea, he was being reeeaall friendly, and *laughs* I think he was coming on to me. I think he may have thought I was gay. *coughs*
Rod: So, why why you telling me this? hmm? Why should I care? I dont care, what'd you have for lunch today?
Nicky: Oh, you dont have to get all defensive.
Rod: IM NOT GETTING DEFENSIVE! ooh, what do I care about some gay guy you met today, i am trying to read.
Nicky: I didnt mean anything by it Rod. I I just think its something we should be able to talk about.
Rod: Well, I dont want to talk about it Nicky, this conversation is over.
Nicky: Yea, but Rod...
Rod: OVER!
Nicky: Ohh, okay, but just so you know *starts singing* If you were gay, That'll be okay. I mean cause hey! Id like you an-y-way. Because you see, if it were meeee, I would feel free to say that I was gay. But im not gay.
Rod: Nicky, please, I am trying to read. .... WHAT?
Nicky: If you were queer...
Rod: Ugh Nicky...
Nicky: Id still be here...
Rod: Nicky, Im trying to read this book!
Nicky: Year after year.... Because your dear to me.
Rod: Ahh!
Nicky: And I know that you, would accept me too...
Rod: I would?
Nicky: If i told you to-dy *falsetto* hey guess what? Im gay. *normal singing voice* But im not gay. Im happyyy, just being with youuuu.
Rod: Im ? ? ? ? ? Joey
Nicky: So what should it matter to me what you do in bed with guys?
Rod: Nicky, that is wrong!
Nicky: No its not. If you were gayyyy, Id shout HORRAY!
Rod: I am not listening.
Nicky: And here'd I'd stay...
Rod: la la la la
Nicky: I wouldn't get in your way
Rod: *Screams*
Nicky: you can count on meee.... to always beee. Beside you ev-ery-day, to tell you its o-kay, you were just born that way, and as they say... its in your DNA!! Your gayyy!
Rod: I AM NOT GAY!
Nicky: If you were gay...
Rod: *screams ad wakes up*
Other dude: sounds like you saw something pretty awful.
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