JUGGALO VS. FRIEND
Friend:calls your parents "mr" and "mrs"
Juggalo: call your parents "mom" and "dad"
Friends: never see you cry
Juggalo:has the best shoulder to cry on
Friend:ask for your number
Juggalo: asks for their number
Friend: will leave you hanging with a crowed
Juggalo:always has your back
Friend: runs for help in a fight
Juggalo:jumps in the fight to help
Friend:will bail your stale a** out of jail
Juggalo:will be sittin' right next to you saying "that was ******** awesome!"
Friend:will help you move out of a house
Juggalo: will help you move the dead body out of the house.
Friend:bums you a cigarette
Juggalo:bums you his last pack
Friend:is there when you need them
Juggalo: is there even when you dont need them
Friend: gets drunk at a party and pukes on your carpet
Juggalo:feels worse than you do about puking on you carpet in the morning.
Friend: hides you from the cops
Juggalo: is probably the reason the cops are after you in the first place
Friend:lets you make an a** out of yourself in public
Juggalo: is there with you making an a** out of themselves too.
Friend: likes you cause your allways doing stupid s**t
Juggalo: loves you even though you do stupid s**t
Friend:doesn't tell anyone if you tried to kill a guy who tried to kill you
Juggalo: helped you kill the a*****e
Friend:comes with u to your moms funeral
Juggalo: cries with you at your moms funeral
Friend:tells you when his parents doesnt want him to hang out with you any more
Juggalo:laughs in his parents faces for saying that
Friends:fade
Juggalos: are 4 ever
 Monoxide_Children · Thu Apr 12, 2007 @ 09:40am · 1 Comments |
