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Well, Passover starts Monday night. You know what that means, kids-

gonk I'M GONNA DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes, all next week I can only eat kosher food. Today me and mom went to go find some eats for our impending breadless doom, and I was reminded of one sad fact. Thanks to marketing nutjobs, EVERYTHING can be labelled kosher on Passover just so they can charge you more money for it. I found kosher bubble gum, kosher gummy bears, kosher yogurt, kosher chocolate chips, kosher salt, even kosher COCA COLA!!!! And people were buying this crap!! You can get the same thing for three bucks less and it's still kosher, YOU MORONS!!! WHY DO THEY HAVE KOSHER COKE?!?! Is there really anyone dumb enough to think soda isn't kosher? There was ONE thing though that really made my day. THEY HAVE KOSHER RAMEN. I've had to go every Passover in a ramenless stupor, but now my prayers have been answered!! Sure it was more expensive, but I CAN EAT IT!!!! WOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!