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... I hate you for this Tori. And John. Even though it's mostly Tori. If you didn't already know, my name is Stephenie, but some people like to refer to me as "The Most Amazing Person I've Ever Met." I know what you must be thinking. "WOW! This person is... amazing. I'm speechless! I have to meet her!" But I'm not sure if anyone of you are able to come face to face with my awesome. I'm sorry. Give it time.


So anyway, I have a friend. This friend is ugly, but that's okay. Her name is Tori. She makes little children cry when she looks at them with her twitchy little eyes. She makes me giggle. You can all blame (or thank, which ever you prefer) her for my being on myspace. I think she should do something about that hideous scar you have on your eye. It creeps me out. I know, you all must be saying, "What? But... I don't SEE a scar..." Well, that's because she uses fake pictures on her myspace. Secret's out, Tori, you might as well tell them.

I also have another friend, and her name is Samanthat. She PRETENDS to not like me so much. She's <i>almost</i> a man. We're working on it. Her progress has been coming along wonderfully though. Kinda sucks for her boyfriend, but he manages. (Oh, and by the way, I still don't know what to call you Sam's Boyfriend. So many possibilities...)So yeah, Sam, you should probably do something about those strange hairs growing on the inside of your palms. Haha, I didn't even know that was possible until you showed me.

Hmm... I'm going to use this as a big Shout Out section instead of "About Me".

Another companero of mine would be Deb. Deb's a silly little willy, but I think sometimes she needs to learn how to shut her mouth. She just talks and talks and talks and talks, and I don't know what to do about it. It's sad. Deb is nice when she wants to be, but that's not very often. I hope you're reading this, maybe it will open your eyes to how horrible a person you really are. I'm sorry, but someone had to say it. Ha, I joke with you, little Deborah.

Then there is Caitlin. But I don't know if I can consider her a friend, I mean, sometimes she meows like a cat, and it's prety embarassing to be around her in public. She also stares at you when you sleep. It's just a little bit scary. But it works for her, you know? It's like, only she could pull off the whole "Creepy Stare" thing. She makes it her own. I admire that, Caitlin, I really do.

Then there is Brandon. He doesn't even need a shout out.

The greatest little man to ever live is Tyler, my cute little brother. He isn't very little though, he's 13 now. I SWEAR he's gay, but for some reason he won't admit it. Ask Tori, He's gay. There is no way he's NOT gay. You can imagine it's a little frustrating sometimes. I just want to grab him and shake him until he admits it. I don't think it will work though.

OH!! Then there is Dooface. I Heart you, Dooface. You are just so... Doofacey. Hearts for you, Dooface. Wow. There is nothing bad to say about Dooface. Maybe I should make something up.... Lets see... Um, he wears ugly jackets sometimes. Ew. How gross is that, right? I mean, learn how to dress yourself properly, freak!

Last, but still least, there is John. Ha. That's right. Your face, John. John likes to make up things about peolpe which are SO not true. Like once he told Tori she was pretty. Poor girl ran around with a smile for a week. Sad really.


Okay, well that's the end of THAT. It was fun, right?