“Mother, Hikaru wished me to inform you that we are homosexual with each other and although we may be identical twins, he and I are to elope come the age of seven. We would like to live in the mountains and possibly adopt. He wants to know if you have a blessing to bestow upon us regarding the peculiar circumstances.”
-giggles- Do you really believe I could come up with something this funny?
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