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DONT READ IF YOU REALLY WANT TO SEE THIS MOVIE.

it will ruin it for you!















What the hell is this crap!?

Take a good book. Read it thouroughly. Cut out all the good things. Cut and paste everything that's left. Add in a hairy ball of fake cloud dragon. Find some fat drunk 80's metal rock loving hicks slap some black s**t on their under their eyes and you have yourself Eragon - the movie/ bad episode of beast master.

What the hell. There wasn't any elfs, dwarves, solenbaulm (werecat) Or even a good durza! The costumes were crap. The makeup was crap. The only elf in the movie Just looked like everyone else. Except hotter and a girl. Actually she's the only girl in the movie besides the black greasy chick and the cloudy eyed freak magician. She totally had her nose peirced. Like some freak gypsy. Wasn't she supposed to be like 400 years old. She was like a baby prostitute + a cane. Oh wait they left out the cane. So we just have a baby a dead one in a prostitutes body. Eragon I saw your nipples. That was the best part. The only part that mattered. Because everything else was made up. And even then it was crap. They changed the whole book around. And didn't even do anything clever with it. They s**t all over a good book. Now it smells... like s**t. If I took this movie and wiped my a** with it at least it would stink so much better.



Who the hell did they get to play saphiras voice? Julia roberts? Erin brokivich? Some other baby prostitute. She totally gave eragon the sexy eye the whole movie. Talk abouit a whorey dragon! Oh but I will say she was totally hot for a dragon that is. I would totally see that porn. And I bet you the plot would be better then the one in this movie.



Why didn't they just do it like in the book? Then they would have actually made some money. I mean paolini put it all out ther for you. Then you just said eeyyyy ******** you.

John malcovich played galbitorix? What is that. He's not even scary.... he's just old. And fat with balding hair. And a soul patch.

Ohhh and JIHAD! wtf that guy couldn't even speak english. Come onnnnnnn. Dude he totally died in the book. Why couldn't he have died in the movie too!

All and all this movie was great. Except for like.... everything.

This movie was totally grrunny... what?