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Mr. Moo: its hot today...hmmm * takes his toxido off*
Mr. Moo: yeah...that feels moooood! i mean...goooooood!
-5 min later-
Mr. Moo: ahhhhhhhhhhhh sooo refreshing...
-some random kid see's him naked-
Kid: OMFG, MOM!!!! Its a NAKED COW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! surprised eek burning_eyes
Kid's Mom: OMG son! your right!! I seem offended by this and my child should not see this kind of pornography!!!>=(
Kid:...mom....?...what is pornography?..
Mom: OMG!!! It has started!!! AH!!! -calls 911- Mr. Officer!! there's a naked cow in the farm and has corrupted my young boy's mind!!!! crying
Mr. Officer: Is that so??!?! ok! we'll be right there in 5 min!
-5.1 minutes later-
Mom: Your late!!!! its too late!!!! the corruption of my boy's mind has gone critical!! crying !! just..just look at him!!!
Kid: -starts to poop in his pants-..*sniff sniff* smells like chocolate fudge mommy!!
Mom: crying
Mr. Officer: We'll take care of this!!!
-walks up to Mr. Moo-
Mr. Officer: Mr. Moo!! you are violating rule #02836423603534073457345634063405634503260328 of the farm!!! No Cows without clothes!!
Mr. Moo: "MOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" man....i havent violated SHIIIIIIIT!!!..your just retarded... talk2hand
Mr. Officer: My god!!!! your so..................RIGHT!!! alrighty Mr. Moo! Your free of charges!
Mom: b-b-but what about my son?!?!?
Mr. Officer: WHO CARES?!?!?!=D
Mom:...................your right....haahahahahah!!
-crowd laughs-
[insert super mega ultra fast sitcom credits with crappy old music here]
The moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood!!(supposed to be end..but he's a cow.....so...shut up!=D)