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Me:im gonna kill you Mr. Moo!!! twisted
Mr. Moo: Dont do it!! PLZ DONT!!
Me: Why should I?
Mr. Moo: Cuz if u do it..i'll "moo"!!!!!
Me:..........
Mr. Moo: ..yes! I'll "moo" till everyone knows im being killed!!!
Me: dude...were in a farm..filled with cows that "moo"...do you think anyone will know im going to kill you?
Mr. Moo:...."moo"?
Me: ....HA!!
-police men arrive-
Police men: Your under arrest Demonioum!! for trying to kill this poor NORMAL cow..='(
Me: WTF!??!
Police man#1: If you cant do the "moo" dont do the crime....or something like that...
Me: u suck..-_-...
Police man#2: OMFG!! he said you suck!!! lets get him good...>=( *starts to beat the crap out of him*
Me: AHH!!!! I'll never drink milk again!!!!! AHH!!! X_X

Moral of the story....dont try to kill a cow that says" Moo"...-_- i learned my lesson...the HARD way...X_X