In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through
>stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
>On a Sear's hairdryer:
>....Do not use while sleeping.
>(darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
>On a bag of Fritos:
>....You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
>(the shoplifter special?)
>On a bar of Dial soap:
>"Directions: Use like regular soap."
>(and that would be how???....)
>On some Swanson frozen dinners:
>"Serving suggestion: Defrost."
>(but, it's "just" a suggestion.)
>Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
>"Do not turn upside down."
>(well...duh, a bit late, huh?)
>On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
>"Product will be hot after heating."
>(...and you thought????...)
>On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
>"Do not iron clothes on body."
>(but wouldn't this save me more time?)
>On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
>"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
>(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could
>just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
>On Nytol Sleep Aid:
>"Warning: May cause drowsiness."
>(and...I'm taking this because???....)
>On most brands of Christmas lights:
>"For indoor or outdoor use only."
>(as opposed to...what?)
>On Sainsbury's peanuts:
>"Warning: contains nuts."
>(talk about a news flash)
>On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
>"Instructions: open packet, eat nuts."
>(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
>On a child's superman costume:
>"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
>(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
>On a Swedish chainsaw:
>"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
>(Oh my God...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
>Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the
>stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even
>a chuckle)...in other words send it to everyone. We all need to smile
>every once in a while.
I have found this mildly disturbing. anyone else care to comment? xd
 Alessia Daymon · Tue Feb 27, 2007 @ 01:58am · 1 Comments |
