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Well, it turns out the sheep is a cross-dressing, over-reacting, mildly suicidal nutjob. SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEET. Anywho, the English teacher caught me writing on my desk, and he made me clean it. The bottle of mystery-chemicals was leaking too. I'm probably gonna grow a third eye from it. And for those who are curious about what was so important I had to write it on my desk, here it is-
You always eat the one you love,
the one you shouldn't munch at all.
You always take the sweetest rose,
and chew it til the petals fall.
You always gulp the kindest heart
for that tasty snack you can't recall,
so if I ate your heart last night,
it's 'cos I love you most of all.
I don't know why he made me erase this, it's literature, and I did it in ENGLISH CLASS!!! He should be glad that he has a student that loves fine literature enough to memorize a poem!! (That was my favorite poem, by the way. I can't recall the author's name, but I got it from Now We Are Sick, which is a wonderful book of poetry that I would highly suggest to anyone who likes dark humor.)