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and so, i'm back from where ever it was i went to these past...few days. and whatever it was i was trying failed...and no, i will not tell you what it was i was trying to do.

anyway...something interesting...wait, lemme count my red packet money first...

and it has taken me 11 minutes to just TAKE it out of the packets. i haven't even started counting them yet. *counting now* and i have...around HKD2430 XD but enough talk about money.

first of all, i'm NOT drunk. ok maybe i am...but i'm not. seriously. so yeah, whatever bullshit i'm about to type has EVERYTHING to do with me being drunk. i mean...OK WHATEVER.

so why the hell did i tell you i'm not drunk? cause i'm about to tell you this really really really hugeass secret that i shouldn't be typing right now...i mean noone knows, cept for me, and my closer than cousin cousin. that made sense right? but yeah, this secret i'm talking about...only 2 souls in this whole wide freaking world knows. so you read it, and thats it. don't go around telling your friends ok?

and my secret is?

well it happened just now, in the car. i sleptover at a friend's house, and we went out just now. like...around 8:00. my pal had a sis who drove us around cause she doesn't drink, which is wrong. i mean, you have GOT to drink on cny. i mean, hell she's 18!!!!! OLDER THAN ME. yeah, and it was raining just now, during the drive home, and we went through a tunnel. then i had the WEIRDEST thought of my life. and that's my secret, my thought. SO what was the thought? i wondered what it would be like if there were really large hairdryers in the tunnel so when it rains they'll turn on and then blow hot air out of the mouth thing, to dry the wet cars.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

i got you xD

that wasn't my secret. but i did have a thought like that. i mean, it really happened that thought XD

so before i tell you about my 'secret', lemme tell you about what cookies do to me. as some of you should know, i don't like cookies very much. it makes me feel weird, do weird, and...talk weird? o.o yeah..it just makes me weird. by doing weird, it includes perverted stuff. that's why plot bunnies like eating cookies that much.

MOMO HAS GOT AN ONION FOR A HEAD!!!!!

carrying on...so i was over at a pal's the other day. he had cookies. cinnamon cookies. so we drank, talked, played, ate, drank some more, and ate some more...and that's when it happened. i flirted with my best friend's friend...who's really hot. and...the rest i'll leave to your imaginations. NO WE DID NOT HAVE SEX.

so anyway, this is my huge secret. that night, i was in heat. (from the cookies) and i had the freakinest dream EVER. you know how i LOVE anime and ps2 games right? well i dreamt that some of the characters had sex with each other. MALE characters. i've actually had this dream before...but that time was...i dunno what the duck happened. HAHA i typed duck XD so yeah, i was in heat. at a friend's house. a house FULL of male. with 1 female (the sis) and...things were definitely NOT looking good. i somehow managed to hold it in (IT WAS TORTURE) and...used the bathroom. got a fever. stayed at home the whole day. and got better just now. went out again (courtesy of my friend...who left school on valentines day) and...WE DID NOT GET DRUNK.

so cookies SUCK. GO EAT s**t DUCKING COOKIES. DUCK YOU!!!!!!!

ok my friend's friend is wondering what the hell i'm giggling about. i'm NOT DRUNK. IT'S NOT MY FREAKING FAULT THAT ZAK JUST HAD TO USE THE DUCKING WORD SHINY IN THE RP. HE DUCKING USED SHINY. SHINY THIS, SHINY THAT, SHINY YOU...BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA SHINY SHINY SHINY. Now everything i see is shiny. the fireworks were shiny. the chairpan is shiny. my mp3 button is shiny. the cd is shiny. GAH DUCK THAT!!!!

and i've got a headache. might as well go to bed early, wake up tomorrow and forget this WHOLE THING. *hopes i would forget* night...