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more funninessness
(this is all made up...theres know way any of this is true i thought it would be fun to write blaugh ) ok so one day i went camping (i love exploring) and i kinda....went off track...kinda...ok about 500 ft or so....anyways....i came across this ginormous mountian lion....i stopped dead in my tracks...he growled at me and i pretended to me dead.....he came over to me and sniffed my face, then my hair, than my purse...he put his nose into my purse and brought out my cookie!!!! I MADE THAT COOKIE FOR ME!!!! So i got up and tried to snatch the cookie away (it was in a plastic bag) we were fighting over the cookie and i takled him on the floor, and started making funny faces with his face xd that was so fun!!! anyways he used his paws to push me away and he ran for it. I wanted my cookie back so i ran after him and jumped on him. Anyways we fought over it for a long time so the bag broke and my precious cookie split in half crying . I got really mad because i loved that cookie crying it grew up to fast! *starts crying* ...moving on...so i took one half of the cookie and ate it...then i took the other half, patted the lion on the head and gave it to him....after that he licked my face and showed me how to get back to my family...like i was lost or anything!....maybe just a little.... well i had a nervous brake down the first hundred or so miles...anyways...the cookie never had a chance...after that i vowed never to...HEY LOOK PIE!!!!!!!!! *eats pie than looks at you* MY PIE!!!!!!!!!!!
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