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Valentines: Pros and Cons |
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Yes yes, Valentines. A time for young and old lovers to cuddle, for bold boys and girls try their luck, and for all the lonely, self loathing community to sit in a corner and say how much they hate this damned holiday.
Well i'm here to give you a brief diagnostics on it.
Pros:
-For any couple, this is a time to get closer and show them you love them. -This makes for a great time to make a leap of faith and ask someone out! -It's gives you a chance to show all your friends that you love them, even if only as friends. -THERES FREAKIN CHOCOLATE EVERYWHERE! HOW CAN YOU NOT BE HAPPY!!! -Flowers, cards, and soft plush animals all around. Now to mention jewelery for some lucky girls... -With all this love going around, who has time to be mad and sad? -CHOCOLATE!!!! -For once in 365 lonely days, even you, pencil nerd whose puberty escapes you, can find the true meaning of: love. -If you like the colors Red and Pink, your in luck. -People just become plain nicer on this day. Thank god... -Need I say it again? CHOCOLATE!!!!
Cons:
-For any couple, you BETTER GIVE THEM THE BEST FREAKIN GIFT YOU CAN FIND OR YOUR ON YOUR OWN. -This is also the leading day for people getting rejected, ridiculed, and laughed at usually comes with it. -Giving Valentines to taken friends will cause trouble, and giving them to other friends will end you up with 6 new girlfriends, 6 of which you don't even know eek -If your allergic to Chocolate, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!! -If you have no friends or lovers, seeing all those cards, flowers, and jewelry can make you wanna strangle someone. -With all this love going around, you wanna hurl! -Chocolate= GAINING WEIGHT! -For once in 365 days, pencil nerds whose puberty escapes them will finally find the true meaning of: loneliness. -If you have the colors Red and Pink, Cover you eyes! -People may become nicer, but damned if they're not greedy! -Need I say more? 10 MORE POUNDS!!
SO there you have it ladies and gentlemen, Valentines in a nutshell!
SO when Wednesday comes, either hope you find true happiness, or get left in the mud. But don't worry, it's only one day! Love ya all!!!!
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MasterChi-Ken · Mon Feb 12, 2007 @ 04:51am · 3 Comments |
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