Here's the conversation I had with my mom this morning (NOTE: This is from memory, and may be phrased slightly differently from the actual conversation)-
Jen: YAAAAAAY it's Sunday!!! Who're the Vikings playing?
Mom: Uh.....*backs away slowly*......Jen, football season's over, remember?
Jen: *twitch*
Mom: *gulp*
Jen: What. Did. You. SAY?!?!?!?
Mom: It's over?
Jen: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! LIFE HAS NO MEANING!!!!!! I STABBY MY HEAD!!!!!!!!
Mom: JEN, PUT DOWN THE FORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Rantings of a Diseased Mind
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