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Dear co-workers, the Gushoshin have run across some matters that need to be attended to. Please abide by these rules and I'm sure we all will get along.

11/22:
arrow Due to Tatsumi's the abuse of the "Take a penny, Leave a penny" bowl, this policy will no longer be offered.
arrow Due to "trace amounts" of sex-change potion in the coffee, we have installed vending machines to supply coffee.

11/24:
arrow Due to the abuse of the "extra sugar" button on the coffee vending machines, Tsuzuki will not be allowed to get his own coffee.

11/29:
arrow Due to the recent (3rd) destruction of the branch library, anyone seeing Tsuzuki summoning a shiki within a one-mile radius of the library must immediately stop him. By any means necessary.

11/30:
arrow Due to pranks played on Tatsumi, Hisoka, and Terazuma, Tsuzuki and Watari are not allowed out of their rooms between the hours of 12am and 5:30am.

12/15:
arrow Due to Tsuzuki's recent "llama incident", Chief Konoe is no longer allowed to request any gifts from Peru. Or any other South American country for that matter.

12/29:
arrow Due to the Tsuzuki-clones' reign of terror, Watari will not be allowed to collect anyone's DNA.
arrow Due to his height and weight, Hisoka may not be jumped on or brutally glomped.

1/05:
arrow Due to Tatsumi getting buried under 172 pudding cups, Econo-Save brand chocolate pudding will no longer be served.

1/09:
arrow Due to everything horibble Dr. Kazutaka Muraki has done to the Summons Section, anyone with silver hair is not to be let in. Even if they are Yuki Sohma.

1/15:
arrow Due to Tsuzuki's recent nightmares, Hisoka is not allowed to impersonate Hijiri Minase.
arrow Due to Tatsumi's recent nightmares, the staff may not use sock puppets in his prescence.

1/17:
arrow Due to the recent visit of Yuma and Saya, we want to make this clear: 003 is not a stuffed animal. Neither is Hisoka.

1/23:
arrow Due to the recent (temporary) loss of Tatsumi's sanity, Tsuzuki may not put on Wakaba's school uniform and sing "Barbie Girl"

The Gushoshin thank you for taking the time to read this. If everyone abides by these rules, I'm sure we'll have a happier, heathier workplace. PLEASE. If anyone sees any "unsatisfactory issues", please report them. (*cough cough* comment if you come up with any ideas.)