here are some great comebacks
roses are red,violets are blue,god made me pretty,what the hell happend to you?
mirrors cant talk and your lucky they cant laugh
god made mountains,god made tress.god made me,god made you,oh well,we all make mistakes
dont hate me because i'm beautiful.hate me because your boyfriend thinks so
oh dear.it looks like u fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down
dont make me mad today.i'm running out of places to hide the bodies
if i throw a stick will u go away?
