So, as pretty much everyone around me is dating again, it makes me say, "huh?"
My friends think I either have extremely high standards, or I'm just sexually dead. Like, dead, not even flopping around near-strangled-by-plastic-bottle-rings, dead.
Cool beans.
So, I've compiled an ideal list of minimal qualities. You'll probably read over this and think I am incredibly conceited, or say, "huh, never would have known."
Think I like the word, "huh," huh?
razz
Anyways, so here is goes.
Physical:
Long hair
Taller than me (I'm 5' 8" wink
Fit
Strong
Fast
Pale is best
Dancer
Mental:
Open minded
Dominant
Not pushy
Likes debate
Nature loving
Good music variety
Enjoys the occasional video game
No extravagent splurges
Polite
Chivalrous
Sweet
Extremely intelligent
Believes in a little magic or spiritual things
Likes cats
Hate kids
Can cook
Enjoys cleanliness
Hygenic
This makes me feel conceited. Considering it's all I can think of now...it seems like a minimum. eek
Did I mention you have to be good looking?
I guess you should be a male, too.
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