I got my new phone, *does cabbage patch* also got arrested, they said i knocked over my bank, WTF why would i knock over the one place that gets my money before i do? though now it does sound like a good idea, but everyone knows me there, so it would be pointless. Which brings me to my next point...... HAVE SAFE SEX, use a Hefty trashbag, condoms break too easily. Come on *waves trashbag* HEFTY HEFTY HEFTY, *waves condom* wimpy wimpy wimpy. Don't do drugs, you sit around for hours at a time, staring at the ceiling, kinda boring, i'll take my chances. I prefer drunks anyway, funnier, and easier to get their money.
you stupid english knigits, i fart in your general direction, your mother was a hampster, and your father smelled of elderberries. never jump from planes, even if you have a parachute, the ground is only a 5 foot drop from the door. and the ground hurts when it hits you.
Shado-San · Sat Jan 06, 2007 @ 02:08pm · 1 Comments |