1. get good grades
2. be a good person
3. destroy France
4. abduct Hugh Laurie so i can stare at him
5. kill Ryan Seacrest
6. read a Shakespeare play
7. make Vasquezism a real religion
8. complete my collection of Green Day CDs
9. get blenderweasel put in the dictionary
10. use the words 'issues' and 'doom' more
11. find Paris Hilton
12. laugh at her
13. feed her to Nicole Richie (the girl needs to EAT!!!)
14. get all the Fullmetal Alchemist books
15. weep when i realize that there aren't any more
16. get Dubya impeached
17. get Cheney impeached after that
18. keep getting people impeached until Jhonen Vasquez is president
19. pretend to be an emo cheerleader
20. world domination
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Rantings of a Diseased Mind
All those who read further beware, for your brain shall liquify, drip out your nostrils, and flush itself down the toilet.
Smile and the world smiles with you, laugh and they'll all think you're on drugs.
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