Volume 3 of the archive of snarky comments, now with more snark in every box! This edition also has bonus features, including responses to the pathetic descriptions scrawled offhandedly into the side of the posting.
Quote: Where do people come up with this crap?!?! Is there a school you can go to to learn how to horrify people's aesthetic sense?
Quote: You get 8 points for the avatar, and -5 points for defining the word "Neo." Some of us actually graduated high school.
Quote: Hmmm, red, green, and white. I'm trying to think of ways you could have been more clichè, but nothing springs to mind. Merry Christmas, dumbass. 1/10
Quote: I've never seen anyone intentionally create an avatar that looked like an undoubtedly herpes-infested hooker. Oh wait, you weren't trying to? You get 5 additional points for doing something by accident most of these no-talent losers couldn't do if they tried.
Quote: Quote: Raziel from the popular Soul Reaver series of video games. Slight changes like the scarf isnt blackish, and tattered wings werent avaialbe nor could i afford any wings. Please vote, i would like the gold wink . By the way, the soul reaver has magical properties, so...i guess its on fire now huh? Undoubtedly the worst cosplay ever. To sum up your own description: it's just like Raziel, except without the mask, the cloak, the wings, and oh by the way now he's on fire! I could have done a better job by submitting my avatar totally naked and saying it was Raziel taking a FRIGGIN SHOWER!!! You get the negative of the absolute value of [-10] points. The previous sentence is mildly redundant - I couldn't care less.
Quote: Quote: Warrior of the Phoenix A powerful warrior embued with the power of the Phoenix. The Phoenix gives him full control over fire. He can form it into a powerful sword or fiery Phoenix wings for flight as well as much more. The Phoenix also makes him nearly invincible with it's revival capabilities. The phoenix may have given your character control over fire, but apparently not control over his garish outfit. Perhaps you should decide whether your character is an embodiment of the phoenix or a pimp. 4/10
Quote: Instructions: 1. Obtain event items. 2. Liberally apply to avatar. 3. If still not cliche, repeat steps 1-2.
Quote: Hmmm, interesting theme, nice use of event items, and OH GAWD WHY DO YOU HAVE YELLOW SLIPPERS ON!?!? 1/10 Someone else earlier posted THIS:Quote: awesome 10/10 love the shoes
 Notesurfer · Wed Dec 27, 2006 @ 12:42am · 1 Comments |
