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To Our Lovely Freshman, Please read my joy to you
Dear Freshmen...
Congrats....now you're the lowest of the low, Here are just a few helpful words of advice:
1) You are Not cool.
2) Everyone Does Hate You.
3) You are annoying.
- Do not wear ripped jeans and an Abercrombie shirt because you want to make "a variety of friends."
- Do not slick your bangs to your face and wear "bracelets" in you're ears because you think that you're Hood.
- You are a F-R-E-S-H-M-A-N.. not a "Freshie".. shut up, you sound gay.
- Don't think you're smart because you filled up water bottles with vodka and snuck it onto your 8th grade field trip. We've all done it.. so don't be proud.
- Don't try the Emo scene. Just don't do it.
- DO NOT think that the upperclass girls/guys are your best friends.
- Don't think that you have privacy now that you're in high school. Once you're here, your business is everyone's business, yes there IS still drama, probably even more.
- Don't try to sit at upperclassmen lunch tables. You will be picked up and thrown onto the floor.
- You'll never be as hott as the '07, '08, and '09 ppL. So don't try.
- Don't try to act older than you really are. The way you walk, dress, and talk just has freshman written all over you.
- You're "The Class of '10'" haha.. enough said.
-PLEASE NO MORE XXXXL shirts and ridiculously baggy pants on skinny white kids, nobody likes white chocolate. Allow me to kick you in the face.
- If you are going to try and rebel, it most likely won't work.
- Dont tell everyone you love your boyfriend after 2 days, your an idiot
- Don't be a slut. This should be the number one rule.
- DO NOT crowd our halls like cattle, because the upper classmen can (& most likely will), push you out of the way. You will get hurt.
- Don't try to get with a boy/girl who's older than you. Chances are, if they are attractive they are taken, & their girlfriend/boyfriend will have no problem ******** you up.
Welcome to hell.
Believe me---You can't win. Have fun being a freshman...for a fun-filled year with no life and no opinion whatsoever.
xXx Raptor xXx · Community Member · Sat Dec 16, 2006 @ 07:48pm
xDD 10 10 Haha Yea right. xD
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Emuz · Community Member · Sat Dec 16, 2006 @ 07:59pm
I can't really say I enjoy thinking about how awful the average teenage filth can be. Excuse the use of such a snobby word as "filth", but seriously- any place where such rules are even a FRACTION applied IS. A. FILTHY. PLACE. FULL. OF. AWFUL. PEOPLE. DOING. FILTHY. THINGS! It's so tragic... To give Mr.Freshman a little hope, you can add something like:
-Hope that there's an incredibly nice and generous person who radiates with sincerity and independence like Mythee in your class, because then you are going to have a wonderful friend and learn to tolerate all of the pitiful things people can spend their lives doing and thinking.
YAY TwT Group mentalities are idiotic! scream
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Mythee · Community Member · Sat Dec 16, 2006 @ 08:48pm
I think this list totally applies to the freshman at our school.
Especially that stupid little freshman boy who thought he could get away with snotting off to us like that in the lunch line--ok, so he did get away with it, but not next time. Next time I will establish my upperclassman rights and fulfill my urge to punch him in the face. twisted
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Owl Goddess · Community Member · Sat Dec 16, 2006 @ 11:36pm