So, yeah. Every year my family goes upstate and cuts down a christmas tree, and every year, I bring someone new. So, this year, I brought Chris (poor people dancing) and Alexa (LexLover) with moi, and what an experience that was.
First, we have THE LONGEST car ride to the place, and we sit in the back and eat chips and popcorn and wonder who farted.
We get up there, and thanks to Global Warming, there is no snow and no wind, and I end up in my tank top and jeans.
We split off and went up a hill and sat on a rock, to talk about... things parents couldn't hear, and then decided to go over by the lake and small shack thing that was on the other side of the tree farm.
We get there, and lo and behold, we hear the parents. So I stand on the top of the hill behind a tree and shout "THE TREE SAYS: GIANT ORGY."And my mom saw me. Oo
And the childers did to, and they started screaming at us and went to run after us. We were running from my brother and his friend, the ASGCN (Anti-social Golfer Computer-nerd).
Chrees decided to take a piss on the tree we were hiding behind, so we had to make a break for it... xD
Then we walked around this lake with a little shack and took emo / BDSM pictures with a scarf, a bouquet of flowery things, and a ponytail holder. Yeah. ;D SMACK DAT.
We hiked up a mountain and kinda died along the way. KEEP DEM LEGS WORKIN'.
Snapped random picture sin each others eyes, more of us doing stupid s**t.
Then we went to a restuarant and had very un-restuarant conversation... well, we practically had it the whole time, but whatever.
Then, the car ride back... we got stuck in traffic which was fun because it made it longer. I got tickle / lick attacked, and had a billion million peetchurs snapped in my eyes, which left a huge white dot flying across my eyesight. And I gave Chris a new nickname: NIPPS.
A lot more s**t happened, but some of it's confidential. xP
TO THE N, TO THE I, TO THE P-P-L-E
n****e PINCHEE
First, we have THE LONGEST car ride to the place, and we sit in the back and eat chips and popcorn and wonder who farted.
We get up there, and thanks to Global Warming, there is no snow and no wind, and I end up in my tank top and jeans.
We split off and went up a hill and sat on a rock, to talk about... things parents couldn't hear, and then decided to go over by the lake and small shack thing that was on the other side of the tree farm.
We get there, and lo and behold, we hear the parents. So I stand on the top of the hill behind a tree and shout "THE TREE SAYS: GIANT ORGY."And my mom saw me. Oo
And the childers did to, and they started screaming at us and went to run after us. We were running from my brother and his friend, the ASGCN (Anti-social Golfer Computer-nerd).
Chrees decided to take a piss on the tree we were hiding behind, so we had to make a break for it... xD
Then we walked around this lake with a little shack and took emo / BDSM pictures with a scarf, a bouquet of flowery things, and a ponytail holder. Yeah. ;D SMACK DAT.
We hiked up a mountain and kinda died along the way. KEEP DEM LEGS WORKIN'.
Snapped random picture sin each others eyes, more of us doing stupid s**t.
Then we went to a restuarant and had very un-restuarant conversation... well, we practically had it the whole time, but whatever.
Then, the car ride back... we got stuck in traffic which was fun because it made it longer. I got tickle / lick attacked, and had a billion million peetchurs snapped in my eyes, which left a huge white dot flying across my eyesight. And I gave Chris a new nickname: NIPPS.
A lot more s**t happened, but some of it's confidential. xP
TO THE N, TO THE I, TO THE P-P-L-E
n****e PINCHEE
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