Yeah I was pretty bored so I whipped this up for fun. Its kinda what I think when I see certain posts or topics
Inspired by Kermi's translations of Q+A
Post: OMG why havent you fixed the Marketplace/housing arena/ect
Translation: Why are you being so reluctant to push that big fix everything button? Hurry up and fix everything on this site! Its not like its hard! rolleyes
Post:Newbs should be locked up till they pass a test/get respect from oldbies/ect
Translation: I've been on gaia for almost 5 months now and have over 1200 posts! Anyone below me should be punished to make me feel good about myself.
Post: Would everyone stop bitching about the update already!
Translation: I'm sick of all these repeat threads but rather than ignore them and wait a few days I must take up the position of defender of gaia and make a big deal out of it. Once the admins see my thread they will make me a mod and shower me with halos for defending the update against every other member of gaia
Post: NO this isnt neopets
Translation:I despise neopets so anything resembling it is out of the question. Even if other sites have tried and tested it its a big no-no here. if we do have anything resebling neopets gaia will become commercialised and the admins will totally sell us out
Post *this one only applies to some*: Anyone remember engraving/hangouts/ect? we should bring that back!
Translation: I never really cared about these features. I never gave any feedback when they first went because I never even noticed because I used it so little. I just feel like showing off what a hardcore oldbie I am by talking about something some members wont even know about cool
Post: Thats a good idea! you should make a petition!
Translation: Petitions are the key to getting whatever you want on gaia. The admins just have to do it if you get enough signatures so stop wasting your time in this thread and get as many signatures as you can
Post: Abolish the GD! I made a test stupid thread and everyone made fun of it! That proves they're all trolls!
Translation: I posted a spam topic about nipples in GD and everyone made fun of me! Lets see how big they are without their forum!
Post: I cant believe MC's are going to be in the quest system! We're going to have a bunch of n0obs running around with halos!
Translation: Despite the amount of times its been mentioned I am still unable to see that the quest system will be difficult. Like hell am I going to sit and watch my nitemare scarf drop a possible 5k
Post: Do this or I'll stop donating!
Translation: I donate 10 sometimes 20 dollars a month which means I basically own gaia and the admins have to do as I say. If they dont I will stop donating and gaia will shut down!
I'll add more as I go on
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